Super drunk off his ass optimist: What's up bolt fam!!! *HICCUP I know we all feel like a shit stain on a disabled chimpanzee's diaper. *HIC But I feel like it's only up from here!! Like there's no way we could get any worse in any way ever!! And it's not like HERBERT is hurt or anything!!! *HIC Man I really shouldn't have started drinking so early or I might miss something important. Ah Well, anyways, my question is can we get a segment other than coachs corner where coach Kyle can just have negative rants??? Look I KNOW you guys are shamelessly positive and I LOVE that about you guys and this podcast. It's what drew me in and what will keep me here as long as you guys do it. But Kyle's 1-3 minute outbursts over this season have been funnier than brainlagging kevin. HICCUP. Have a great week bolt fam! And remember we're ready for any squad, any place... *HIC wait I'm not the charger chat pfftttttt hahahahaha.

To the charger chat, charger fans, and all my fellow Americans. The moment you have all been waiting for has arrived. This Sunday, at exactly 1:25 pacific time, our boys will begin their conquest to the holy land. While we are all full of pure determination to hoist the Lombardi at the end, do not forget that the road will not be easy. There will be tragedies, there will be heartbreaks. But do not let that discourage you. Do not let that break your will. Do not pray for easier wins, but for stronger men. Ask not what herbert can do for you, but what you, can do for herbert. And what we, charger nation can accomplish, is absolute and unwavering support for our boys in blue. What charger nation can and Will accomplish is shamless positivity no matter the outcome. No matter the result. We will show up and cheer until there is no cheering left to be done. The cost will be great. The sacrifice will be substantial. But I promise you, we, the charger fans of the world, WILL see the Los Angeles Chargers hoist the trophy of all trophies. And we will party like it's 1963. My only question. Are you ready for week 1?

Batman Do you hear it bolt fam, There's something brewing in Gotham, I mean Los Angeles. Brandon staley has grown out his beard and slicked back his hair, like a mob boss looking to curb stomp some heads. I have a feeling boys, a feeling that when his chargers take the field in week 1, we're going to witness an absolute massacre! And when they ask him in his post game presser how he was able to turn this team around, he's going to look straight into the camera, and say, "know this nfl, we are here to make a statement, we are the team to beat, we are the darkness to be feared, we are, VENGEANCE!" My off-season question is. If you could have one super villain coach the team. Who would it be and why. No restrictions. Kluvyoubye.

You have a 3 year deal, a 2 year deal, and a 1 year deal to give to our top 6 free agents. What contracts are you giving to who and who are you letting walk. Also I'm curious. Where do you think Carr will be traded and how much do you think the raiders will get for him? Fox Carter Tranquill Van Noy Pipkins Callahan

Well. We're here. I'm still not really sure how we got here.... but we're here. Uhm... I don't really have much left in me but here i go. I'm going to rock my charger chat shirt all year long because you guys helped trun a cynical, pessimistic, and sad chargers fan into a fun loving and optimistic sad chargers fan and i appreciate the charger chat podcast more than i can put into words. But anything else with a bolt might just get stored away still next season. I've already had numerous people bring up what happened Saturday night and i cant keep experiencing this dread. I don't know what's going to happen with this staff. I don't know what's going to happen with this team, but I think I'm going to lay down the foam finger and pick up a book, maybe learn how to play an instrument, re connect with my father who gave me up at birth. I don't know. Whats funny is there's not even anger or fury in my heart anymore, there's nothing actually, just a cold husk where powder blue and gold once glowed brightly with life and hope. Come week 1 I'll be back on the train ready for another season. But as far as the next 6 months.... I don't know bolt fam I just.... don't know... My question: kyle. Was it better or worse being in Hawaii for this?

Im so fucking excited that this team is playoff bound but im tired that every week the conversation is about how many missed potential drives we have. I'm f****** sick of it. Staley has gotten his defense to play up to its full potential. I'm sick of Lombardi, do you think if we continue to hold up signs declaring our disgust with the offense that Lombardi runs that he will be gone?? Also holy crap Keenan stepping out of bounds on that flea flicker play was deflating af. Sorry for being so fucking negative. I'm so pumped this defense made foles look like an old man who definitely thought he wouldn't see the field again. My question is. Bosa is back but we clinched playoffs, do we rest him and potentially slater till playoffs? And at this pont mack & derwin too? We're gonna play a kickass team no matter what on the way to the superbowl so why not be at full strength? Also are we selling out rams game or what bitches??!

No bosa, No pipkins, No slater, No bash, No Johsnon, no Callahan and no motherfucking derwin james!! It doesn't matter because Justin herbert is HIM!! this is the chargers team we all have been wanting to see all year, defense played their asses off and the deadly combo of Mike will and Keenan Allen show us once again!! Why they're a top 5 Wide receiver duo in the league. Not gonna lie boys my hope has been somewhat restored and even if we lose to the titans next week I'm confident we can make a playoff push! my question is, did anyone's balls get sucked back into their bodies when palmer fumbled the onside kick?? Thank you nick Nieman for being the savior of special teams. Go bolts. Fuck the raiders. And let's make this playoff push boysssss!!!!!

Hot diggity fucking dog! That ending was crazier than a bunny rabbit in a blender on Easter! I'm gonna keep it short because I've seen paragraphs and paragraphs of submissions and I feel bad when some fucking dickhead asks wooldog to sing a 12 minute song in a Marge Simpson voice. Anyways here's wonderwall sung in the highest Freddie mercury note. Haha I'm just kidding. A psa to all charger fans and football fans in general is to listen to local and fan made podcasts. These silly boys on ESPN only say things to get ratings and know very little about anything that actually happens in games. That's how you get clowns like Sam "Ach-oly shit you suck at playing football and commentating on it" saying dipshit things like Herbert is a social media quarterback. Even for general news listen to other teams podcasts as it helps the small business people make a buck as opposed to the billionaire Disney overlords. Seriously go listen to the cardinals podcasts after this hahaha they're so mad it's hilarious. Anyways my question is are we even a tincy tiny little bit kind of worried about Josh jacobs... I mean IM NOT worried but like.... 300 total yards is uh... it's kind of good I guess... what am I saying! FUCK the raiturds!! KLUVUBYE

Read like a eulogy: Good afternoon bolt fam members and all affiliated. We are gathered here today to celebrate a wonderful win, as well as a terrible loss. Here lies all 3,748 charger fans who all died of heart attacks during the game. Some passed following the helmet interception, but most during the ekeler fumble. Be it known that all these charger fans will be remembered as those who truly were.... ride...or die. Some of the following loved ones have given me what were the final words of just a few members of this beloved fanbase. Michael Ravis said "I swear to god this run defense will be the end of me." Well you can swear to god in person now Michael. This defense let you down. Jacob Palms last words were "hey babe I just bet a sketchy mob boss $50,000 or my life that the chargers won't drop more than 4 passes. Easy money right!" I'm told Jacob's casket will be a closed one. Keith Ban Hoy was last heard saying "thank God we got the ball back to win it with 4 minutes left. My poor heart cant take another crazy turn of events." I'm so sorry Keith, I'm sure if you were surrounded by any sensible chargers fans they'd have you to leave the room immediately. Before we wrap up i have aquestion for the charger chat council. How cool was it seeing the brisket broads on TV following that 2nd ekeler touchdown? I've heard so much about that I was beginning to believe they were only a myth. Thank you all for paying your respects to this fanbase that loses lives by the thousands on a weekly basis. And for all of us still here, bolt gang or do not bang, fuck the raiders, godspeed my friends. Godspeed...

Wazzup homies. Can you guys belive that this is The LAST week without chargers football!!! And for those who say it's only preseason game, man suck a fat chode homie I'm fucking dying for some motherfukin football over here!! This is the time to see who's going to be our 2s and 3s for the inevitable moment starters go down. Yes we hear all these players having great camps and getting "atta boys" from coaches but when the lights come on I want to see who ready to run a fool over yah feel? My question is, of all the people we have heard having great camps, who do you think meets or exceeds expectations and who do you see falling short. I personally think Dean Lenord will stink up the joint, fool gets 2 pass break ups and now he's Jalen Ramsey or some sheet dam foo. Anyways. Have a great week bolt fam, and remember. Only 1 month till we get to skull fuck those fucking chalupas some call a football team. Let's ride bolt fam! Cholo 😎

Why does Gus Bradley continue to suck our proverbial weiners!? That's Casey Hayward, Denzel Perryman, Damion Square, and now kyler fackrell. It's like Las Vegas has to hope players get lost on their way to the east coast and wander into casinos where gus Bradley and Davis prey on leftover players. Nonetheless. The AFC West is going to be a battle of titans yes? No bother. We have Hebert to crush all who opposed us! To the Staley Reich!