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Gather ’round, children. Let me tell you the tale of how I survived the longest offseason known to mankind.

It has been exactly 4,382 hours, 53 minutes, and 45 seconds since my heart was violently ripped from my chest during that brutal playoff loss. Doctors have called it “The Dirty Roman syndrome ”

Since that dark day, I’ve lived through enough character development for three lifetimes.

First, the neighbors I actually liked packed up and moved to New Orleans because their son, TJ Hall, got drafted by the Saints. Rude.

Then I bought my fiancée a brand-new car… which she lovingly introduced to another object just two weeks later.

I’ve attended two funerals, celebrated 15 years at my company, and rewatched every Chargers game worth remembering… and a few that definitely weren’t.

HELLO 👋 CHARGERS CHAT 💬 MY LOVELY FAMILY HELLO 👋 MY AMAZING 🥲 BOLT FAM LOVE 💝 YOU ALL

FIRST I WANT TO SAY WOOLDOG MY BABY YOUR BLCK SO CUTE 🥰 SHE WAS CHILLING LAST EPISODE IT ISLIKE HERBIE CHILLING WITH MADISON BEER LOL 😂

YES 🙌 UTAH GIVE ME TWO 2️⃣ THIS WEEK I LIKE TO MAKE ONE CHANGE PLEASE 🙏

FIRST QUESTION TO KEVIN AND WOOLDOG ONLY THE QUESTION IS HOW DIFFICULT WAS TO LIVE IN KANSAS CITY WHEN THE CHARGERS WAS STRUGGLING AGAINST THE CHIEFS UNTILE LAST YEAR WAS CHANGED

SECOND QUESTION 🙋 PLEASE PICK TWO ROAD GAMES AND TWO HOME 🏠 GAMES CHARGERS CAN NOT LOSE IF THEY WANT TO WIN THE WEST AND GET TOP SEED

AM GOING FIRST ROAD GAMES IS BILLS AND RAVENS 🐦‍⬛

What the heck is up you sexy sons a guns! I have been on an extended hiatus and what better time to get back into ask boltfam than when there's nothing to fucking talk about! haha!

I hope you guys had a great 4th of July weekend and I hope that you all didn't Jason Pierre Paul yourselves or Back Up Terry'd your uncle!

ok ok ok, to the questions we must go....

how about two of em bad boys, Utah give me two oh yeah daddy!

• over/under 10.5 TD's for Omarion Hampton this year? What say you! I'm saying smash the fucking over ten times over. Please oh baby jesus let this man stay healthy

• second question....if we win a Super Bowl...what do you realistically think will happen? I think the we would all just combust on the spot from excitement and cry tears of joy. Im not sure…

HELLO 👋 CHARGERS CHAT 💬 MY LOVELY 🥰 FAMILY AND MY BABY AWESOME 👏 BOLT FAM HAPPY 😊 FOURTH OF JULY 🇺🇸 FAM

FIRST I WANT TO SAY WOOLDOG MY BABY MY LOVE 😍 AM NOT FIGHTING WITH YOU I DO WANT TULI TO BE SIGNED BUT MY POINT LAST WEEK WAS SIMPLE ADMITTE TO ME OUR GM IS CHEAP ASS THAT IS WHY TULI HAS NOT SIGNED BECAUSE HE DO NOT WANT TO GIVE TULI 35 plus millions 😂

Yes 🙌 Utah give me two

FIRST QUESTION 🙋 WHAT IS THE EXPECTATION FOR ALT AND SLATER GOING TO TRAINING CAMP 🏕️

SECOND HOW MUCH CHARGERS OFFENSE. WILL PLAY IN PRESEASON AS START BECAUSE REMEMBER WE HAVE NEW OFFENSE I KNOW WE PLAY ARIZONA WEEK ONE BUT WE NEED SOME RHYTHM

WE START WITH MY LOVELY 🥰 COACH KYLE FOLLOW BY MY AMAZING 🤩 FRIEND KEVIN WE FINISHED ✅ WITH…

HELLO 👋 CHARGERS CHAT 💬 HELLO 👋 MY LOVELY 🥰 BOLT FAM THAT I LOVE 💝 SOOOO MUCH

FIRST TODAY IS PERSONAL WOOLDOG MY BABY YOU KNOW I LOVE 💝 BUT LETS GO BACK COUPLE MONTHS AGO WHEN I GOT ON MY GM ASS FOR BEEN CHEAP NOT WILLING TO SPEND AND AM NOT TALKING ABOUT EXTENSION TO THE PLAYERS ON THE TEAM THAT DO NOT COUNT

YOU SAID ATHEER MY BABY RELAX 😌 THERE IS NO WAY HORTIEZ WILL GO INTO THE SEASON WITH 40 MILLIONS ARE YOU SURE ABOUT EXPLAIN YOURSELF MY BABY

THIS WEEK WE HAVE ONE ☝️ QUESTION

AFC TITLE GAME DO YOU WANT THE BILLS AT SOFI ORTHE RAVENS 🐦‍⬛ ON THE ROAD

AM TAKING THE RAVENS 🐦‍⬛ NOTHING MORE SWEETER THEN WINNING 🏆 ON THE ROAD AND SEND THEY ASS PACKING AT HOME UPFRONT THIER FANS AND WE MOVING ON TO SB LIKE THIE…

Hello Charger chat! I wanna know? 

Is somebody there?

Is somebody there?

Let me in, let me in, let me in,

I know -

You have to be careful what you let inside!

FIRST I WANT TO SAY HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO COACH KYLE AND KEVIN AND ALL THE CHARGERS DADS OT THERE

NOW BEFORE I GET TO MY SUPER BOWL PREDICTION

WOOLDOG TEAMS THAT LOSE IN REGULAR SEASON ARE 8-1 IN THE REMATCH ON SB SUNDAY BUDDY ONLY TEAM TO LOSE TOWISE SORRY ASS SAN FRANCISCO TO THE CHIEFS

MY SUPER BOWL PREDICTION

CHARGERS VS RAMS UNDER THE LIGHT SOFI STADIUM 🏟️ CHARGERS GET REVENGE AND BEAT THE RAMS 31-27

NOW WE HAVE ONE QUESTION TO ASK GIVE ME DARK HORSE 🐴 MVP WITH STATS NOT NAME HERBERT. 60% QB HAS BEEN NAMED SB MVP AM GOING WITH TULI DEFENSE PLAYER OF THE YEAR AND SB MVP 4 sacks two force fumbles

So this is an open ended question, but I saw this posted by somebody on X and I wanted to get your answers

Who is a player that you wanted to succeed as a charger but it just never worked out?

For me, it is two answers. The first is Ryan Matthews. He just kept getting injured and dealt with a fumbling issue, but I would’ve liked to see how he would’ve done succeeding LT. The other is Donald Parham. I feel like he was on his way to being a solid tight end for the team, but he just got hurt and that changed things.

So who would you pick as a player that you wanted to do well on the team and it just did not work out?

(Pacinos's gone, then he's back) Hoo Hah

My peeps, my guys.....are we ready for....Mini Camp!!

We all watched McDaniels Mic'd Up last week & this dude is off the chain 😲👍

(& since when did Herbo start shoulder pumpin' & chest poundin' Coach up? 😁 Seeing that, I just feel Herbo is gonna be an extra bit salty this year ⚡ Hoo Hah

(Jeez, I wouldn't be surprised if Herbo channels his inner Tony Francis & blurts out a "Suck My Butt" at Training Camp 😱🤣🤣

My question this week: