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As I sit here and wash my hands in the ladies' restroom, I wonder what brand of soap I should use to wash this 0-6 season away. While you boys are at it, what brand of toilet paper should I use to wipe the shit of us being the only winless team out of my ass? Also while I look in the mirror I have some nose hairs that seems will not be plucked or cut out of my nose. That raises the question, what does a simplified offense look like and do you still do that even when the starters come back sort of healthy this season? I will now with conviction over perfectiondraw 0-6 in the mirror of the fog I have created. K luv U Bye

I don’t know if this week will change anything but the next two teams that we play are not off to a great start either with the Rams and the Texans. Would you be surprised if we somehow win those games to get our first two wins?

Why is the WR from Texas Cam Coleman top 10 on the draft? Isn’t Charlie Becker from Indiana better? they’re claiming he’s a early 2nd rounder . Can you imagine having Jeremiah smith and Charlie Becker’ it’ll be like having Ja’maar Chase and Tee Higgins ourselves. That’ll be awesome!!!

What’s up, fellas? This one hurts man I think it’s safe to say that this season is over. I think this all comes down to our guy Herbert not have help. Not wanting to throw excuses at the “what if man” but this staff has failed to get their franchise QB the help he needs. It’s weird I still feel like this team can win any game they play. But shit what do I know. Bolt up and man is that first win going to be nice . The curse continues…..