Listen up cadets!!! General FuckFace here and I need answers. WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING THIS SEASON!?!?!? Are we rooting to win games even tho we won’t make the playoffs or are we rooting to tank to get the #1 draft pick?!?!?
Give me your thoughts soldiers!!!
Coach — We marched into the loudest fortress in football and mustered SIX POINTS. Six! I have commanded water pistols with more firepower! You've got two full weeks of bye-week prep: what's the ONE schematic change you demand on offense? AND……If McDaniel is fired by the time this POD is released, and I hope he is!!!…….What is the new OC telling Justin Herbert?!?!?
Kev - Patrick FUCKIN Kermit the Frog Mahomes. The man barely broke a sweat — just stood in the pocket like a conductor, picking us apart like it was 7-on-7. The Chiefs didn't even need to be great; they just showed up and watched us fumble the invasion ourselves. My question is more of a personal one…….how the FUCK do you compose yourself at home around the kids and wife after ANOTHER fuckin loss?!?!?!? Any tips for us family guys who need to keep it together for our family’s sake?!?!? I want my daughter to enjoy the Chargers, not see her dad spiral to a dark place after each bone crushing loss!!!!!!!!! FUCK EVERYONE CADET! FUCK EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!
And Wooldog — 0-6 at the Bye week?!?!? That wasn't a loss out there, that was a war crime against our own eyeballs. Level with me soldier; would you rather guarantee having the #1 overall pick by getting one of your testicles removed? OR go on an 8 game win streak only to lose the final 3 games by a last second field goal knocking us out of playoff contention?!?!? LET ME KNOW SOLDIER?!!!
ATTENTION!!!!
Listen up cadets!!! General FuckFace here and I need answers. WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING THIS SEASON!?!?!? Are we rooting to win games even tho we won’t make the playoffs or are we rooting to tank to get the #1 draft pick?!?!?
Give me your thoughts soldiers!!!
Coach — We marched into the loudest fortress in football and mustered SIX POINTS. Six! I have commanded water pistols with more firepower! You've got two full weeks of bye-week prep: what's the ONE schematic change you demand on offense? AND……If McDaniel is fired by the time this POD is released, and I hope he is!!!…….What is the new OC telling Justin Herbert?!?!?
Kev - Patrick FUCKIN Kermit the Frog Mahomes. The man barely broke a sweat — just stood in the pocket like a conductor, picking us apart like it was 7-on-7. The Chiefs didn't even need to be great; they just showed up and watched us fumble the invasion ourselves. My question is more of a personal one…….how the FUCK do you compose yourself at home around the kids and wife after ANOTHER fuckin loss?!?!?!? Any tips for us family guys who need to keep it together for our family’s sake?!?!? I want my daughter to enjoy the Chargers, not see her dad spiral to a dark place after each bone crushing loss!!!!!!!!! FUCK EVERYONE CADET! FUCK EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!
And Wooldog — 0-6 at the Bye week?!?!? That wasn't a loss out there, that was a war crime against our own eyeballs. Level with me soldier; would you rather guarantee having the #1 overall pick by getting one of your testicles removed? OR go on an 8 game win streak only to lose the final 3 games by a last second field goal knocking us out of playoff contention?!?!? LET ME KNOW SOLDIER?!!!
As always……
FUCK THE RAIDERS (we couldn’t)
BURN THE KINGDOM (we didn’t)
KICK THE DONKIES (we missed)
AND……
SUCK……MY BUTT!!!!!!