15 Days til the start of football season! 15 MUTHAFUCKIN DAYS CADETS!!!!!
My first question is directed at YOU Coach! WHAT IN THE FLYIN FUCK HAPPENED IN THE NINERS GAME?!?!? I know it’s just preseason so it shouldn’t matter, but Jesus Christ soldier! Our B squad looked like an absolute joke! What is one takeaway you can come away from that game? Maybe something haven’t already mentioned already in this episode.
My 2nd question is directed at YOU Kev!! With Tyler BADASS out for the season, what do you think the coaching staff is telling Slaughter to get him ready. Give us a 30 second hype up speech Harbaugh could give him to get his FUCKIN head in the game?
And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog!!!! Now that we know one of Kev’s son’s cats are getting lightning bolts shaved into his sides, any tips or recommendations you can give regarding technique. What should the cat eat the night before? What would we use to tie him down during the procedure? God dammit soldier, does this cat know it’s for the greater good?!? He should receive a medal for his service!! I need a photo once it’s complete cadet!
LISTEN UP SOLDIERS!!!!
15 Days til the start of football season! 15 MUTHAFUCKIN DAYS CADETS!!!!!
My first question is directed at YOU Coach! WHAT IN THE FLYIN FUCK HAPPENED IN THE NINERS GAME?!?!? I know it’s just preseason so it shouldn’t matter, but Jesus Christ soldier! Our B squad looked like an absolute joke! What is one takeaway you can come away from that game? Maybe something haven’t already mentioned already in this episode.
My 2nd question is directed at YOU Kev!! With Tyler BADASS out for the season, what do you think the coaching staff is telling Slaughter to get him ready. Give us a 30 second hype up speech Harbaugh could give him to get his FUCKIN head in the game?
And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog!!!! Now that we know one of Kev’s son’s cats are getting lightning bolts shaved into his sides, any tips or recommendations you can give regarding technique. What should the cat eat the night before? What would we use to tie him down during the procedure? God dammit soldier, does this cat know it’s for the greater good?!? He should receive a medal for his service!! I need a photo once it’s complete cadet!
As always……
FUCK THE RAIDERS
BURN THE KINGDOM
KICK THE DONKIES
And……….
SUCK……..MY BUTT!!!!!!!!