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WHATS THE FUCK CADETS?!?!??

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Tony Francis
Tony Francis
15 minutes ago

That game was an absolute shit show!!! Defense couldn’t stop ANYONE!!! Jonathan Taylor is exactly who we thought he was, and Austin Deculus is just bad!!! WTF are we gonna do soldiers?!?!?!? This team is gonna get buttfucked harder than a tranny at Orgy Fest 2025 if we don’t do something FAST!!!!


My first question is directed at YOU Coach! This defense is basically the same as last year which was the top rated scoring defense in the league……..if you’re Jesse Minter, what 3 players are you calling into your office for a “come to Jesus moment” and why? They need to have a closed door discussion on improvement ASAP!!!


My 2nd question is directed at YOU Kev!!! You were right……YOU WERE FUCKIN RIGHT YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!! I hate that you’re right, but you are! The GOLD UNIFORMS are absolutely terrible and we need to burn them!!!!! What can we do this week to help send some “good juju” for the Navy uniforms on Thursday?!?!? What are YOU going to do personally this week to send good juju?!?!? Name 3 things you are doing to do between now and Thursday to help!!! PLEASE KEV!!!! We need it!!!!!!


And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog!!!! What the fuck man?!?!?!? Why was Kevin right?!?!?!? DO YOU HATE THAT KEVIN WAS RIGHT?!?!?!? I DO!!!!! I wanted these Gold Uniforms to be the answer, but looking like a fuckin banana isn’t as cool as I thought!!!! Hand up……..I was wrong and I’m sorry. Name one thing I should do as tribute to apologize to Kevin. 


As always…….


FUCK THE RAIDERS

BURN THE KINGDOM

KICK THE DONKIES


FUCK THOSE GOLD UNIFORMS 


FUCK YOU BRANDON STALEY


FUCK EVERYONE


AND…….


SUCK……..MY BUTT!!!

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Lexi M
Lexi M
12 hours ago

(Obs for the voice at the beginning, but do what you want after, Adam) "I'm tired of these injuries, Grandpa!" "Well that's too damn bad!" No seriously, i'm tired of this injured O-line, it's not the players' faults, but I just want to keep Justin safe. I didn't catch as much of the game as I wish I could, but it seemed like the defense was on and off with showing up. Anyway, legit question: Did someone play a prank on us and put Jameis Winston in a Justin Herbert costume?? (Due to all of the 2 severely pivotal times in the game Justin threw picks) Oh and HOW THE FUCK DID THE BRONCOS WIN? Okay i'm done, FTB, FTC, and a huge Family trust respect. K luv u bye.


Ugly Dubaya


The coach did say some words so wise 

About our nameless unknown guys


I get fired up for the next guy up

He did proclaim 

It’s not just another game to THEM

It’s THE game


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Bolting up for the win!

Listen Up Cadets!


That was a shitshow of a game, but we got the DUB soldiers!!!! It wasn’t pretty, it wasn’t clean, but we figured it out in the end!!!! LA DEE DEE and Herbo came up HUGE in the end to give Dicker the shot to win the game!!! We also can’t forget Big Derwin making the game ending pic!!!!!!! LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO CADETS!!!!!!!


My first question directed at YOU Coach! What the heck is going on with this Jesse Minter defense?!?!? If you had to point out 3 quick things we need to do better for next week, what are they?!?!?


My next question is directed at YOU Kev! Our offensive line only allowed 1 sack on Herbert which is a massive upgrade from last week……what do you think is the reason? What offensive lineman stood out the most?!?!? What would you change for next week?!?!?


And my…


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