And with the 5th overall pick…
The season is over, it seemed so brief
And all that’s left now is to play the Chiefs
They who are resting the one who does queef
And runs like some Caca is filling his briefs
As he whines and he cries to the refs when he speaks
This rhyme I’ve penned BEFORE our last game
The one that will be played by... what’s his name
Yet prevail we will I boldly proclaim
Am I a prophet? Nay you twit, that shit is lame
But know well my friends, once Monday has came
(Get your mind out of the gutter, the SHAME)
Our Boltfam vibe won’t be quite the same
Our mood will be blue and that’s a shame
So we’ll refresh and refresh and refresh again
The news feed page for ESPN
Hopeful to learn that our powder blue men
Will be riding into battle, thanks to a few strokes of the pen
With the coach we most covet and pay millions passed ten
We shall rejoice!!! proudly bolting the fuck up once again
As I close out this rant, and let this rave end
I contemplate how much time I might spend
Watching the playoffs to see if the trend
Of underdogs winning continues my friend
Perhaps the Browns might BEAT them Ravens?
But most important, and sorry if I offend
I hope and I pray for the Chiefs reign to end
K luv U bye, until the next rhyme I send
Oops, almost forgot, I can’t let this end
Without a question being asked again
It’s called ask Boltfam not “babble like a hen”
So... what question should I ask dear friends…
P.S. (no voice)
Seriously though guys, I appreciate your relentless positivity. I personally needed it more than ever this season.
Sorry for the tongue twisting poems Wooldog!!! They are usually drafted after I'm a six pack in and 2.5 sheets to the wind. I try to edit them later so they flow better and there aren't any spelling errors but that doesn't always work. I look forward to hearing all about what's happening in the offseason from my favorite source for all things Chargers.
K luv u bye