Whose catching the ball
Is it a bird, is it a plane, NAY, it’s a Chark
Not the oceanic meat muncher good sir, that would be a shark
And though he may fly like a bird, he’s no lark
But the speed he brings when healthy could provide quite a spark
Coach Lal’s room was so empty that if you spoke it would echo
After disaster hit us hard and we forgot to pay the gecko
So what did we expect, a reimbursement checko?!?
WAIT, what is this? What has happened with this group
Did this staff turn humble broth into soul saving soup?
Please someone tell me that we’re not being duped
What once was pure caca may now be mere poop?
Can we carry 7 or 8 or 9?
Will we be cutting some studs who will find
A team that will give them a place they may shine
Who saw this coming? Maybe your ass but not mine
Is our receiver room now going to be fine?
K Luv U Bye, Oh and don’t forget your P’s and Q’s
F the Faider’s, the Chef’s and the Donkey in groups of threes or twos
(whatever floats your boats, that’s between you's and you’s)