Draft Introductions By Irish Drunk
Hi Adam I know this is a bit long. If it is please do not read. I understand. I started and couldn’t stop. Had a bit to much fun.
Good afternoon, and I must say life is great,
I’m sorry that my draft introductions are just a smidge late.
In round 1 we selected a RB named Omarion Hampton
To run the Chargers to the Super Bowl, securing his future in Canton.
Round 2 we selected the massive Wide out, Tre Harris
Catching the defense with their pants down, crying and completely bare ass.
Round 3 we selected our new BIG BOY Jamarie Caldwell,
Who’s gonna blow up offensive lines, destroying them with explosiveness, like a massive bomb shell.
Round 4 we got SEC Defensive Player Of The Year, so named Kyle Kennard
He is a BEAST who hits hard, making the offense lose, yard after yard.
In round 5 we selected not one but two
Trading up in later rounds, is now something that we do.
First we picked the burner Keandre Lambert-Smith
Who has speed and separation, its truly a massive gift.
Next in round 5, was the Tight End, Gadsen the Second,
Contested catches in the end zone, He’ll be a force to be reckond.
Now to round 6, Up first, O-Lineman Branson Taylor
Who will be locking up defenders, They’re the Cons, he’s the Jailer
Next in round 6, NFL’s Legacy RJ Mickens,
The secondary is his coop, Hes the rooster, they’re the Chickens.
And now Last but not least to be picked was the CB named Bridges
He’s like a hungry Rainbow trout, and the ball are his midges.
Now with all of our weapons our team soul will ignite,
The Chargers time is now, we will WIN, and take Flight
My question is in the form of an American Haiku
Thank you gentlemen for this podcast and for all that you do
Pick an actor now Who's career we will replace
His works are now gone
FTR
BTFU
KILUBYE!
