Another Sunday, another nail biter, another FUCKIN WIN for the Chargers!!! I don’t know about you soldiers, but I was so fuckin bolted up for that game!!! My bolt went a little limp during the Herbert pick six, but came back more raging than ever for each TD he scored!!!! That Mortal Kombat style Liu Kang flying kick for the TD almost caused my bolt to explode!!!!!! LETS FUCKIN GO CADETS!!!!!!!
My first question is directed at YOU Coach! WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DO WITHOUT JOE ALT?!?!?!? Like seriously Cadet, if you had one wish for a trade you could make Joe Hortiz do, what would it be?!?!? We need fuckin help at O-line and we need it bad!!!!!!!
My 2nd question is directed at YOU Kev?!?!? What did it taste like soldier?!? Was it sweet?!?!? Was it fulfilling?!?!? Did it make you feel good all over?!?!? That sweet FUCKIN taste of Victory!!!!!! A road game soldier!!!!! A road game win that YOU went to!!! What was one moment you had with the Brisketbroads and Wooldog that maybe you haven’t mentioned yet!!!!! Give us the play by play soldier!!!!!!
And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog!!! What did it feel like?!?!? Did it send tremors of joy down your arms!?!? Did your fingertips become erect with passion?!?!? Did your lightning bolt explode with a power unknown to mankind?!?!? What did the thrill of victory feel like walking out of the stadium?!?!?! Tell us of a funny moment that happened on the way out of the stadium!!!!
What’s up Cadets!?!?!
Another Sunday, another nail biter, another FUCKIN WIN for the Chargers!!! I don’t know about you soldiers, but I was so fuckin bolted up for that game!!! My bolt went a little limp during the Herbert pick six, but came back more raging than ever for each TD he scored!!!! That Mortal Kombat style Liu Kang flying kick for the TD almost caused my bolt to explode!!!!!! LETS FUCKIN GO CADETS!!!!!!!
My first question is directed at YOU Coach! WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DO WITHOUT JOE ALT?!?!?!? Like seriously Cadet, if you had one wish for a trade you could make Joe Hortiz do, what would it be?!?!? We need fuckin help at O-line and we need it bad!!!!!!!
My 2nd question is directed at YOU Kev?!?!? What did it taste like soldier?!? Was it sweet?!?!? Was it fulfilling?!?!? Did it make you feel good all over?!?!? That sweet FUCKIN taste of Victory!!!!!! A road game soldier!!!!! A road game win that YOU went to!!! What was one moment you had with the Brisketbroads and Wooldog that maybe you haven’t mentioned yet!!!!! Give us the play by play soldier!!!!!!
And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog!!! What did it feel like?!?!? Did it send tremors of joy down your arms!?!? Did your fingertips become erect with passion?!?!? Did your lightning bolt explode with a power unknown to mankind?!?!? What did the thrill of victory feel like walking out of the stadium?!?!?! Tell us of a funny moment that happened on the way out of the stadium!!!!
As always…….
FUCK THE RAIDERS
BURN THE KINGDOM
KICK THE DONKIES
And……….
SUCK……..MY BUTT!!!!!!!!