DING DONG MUTHAFUKKAS!!!!
(Angry army guy)
ATTENTION SOLDIERS!
Are you ready for this BIG FUCKIN WEEK?!??
More training camp!
More training camp!
And I did I mention, more fuckin training camp!!!
My first question is directed at you coach! What day can we expect to see you at THE BOLT for training camp?!?!? Also, who in your opinion is most likely to have a breakout year under Harbaugh?
My second question is directed at you Kev! What Charger player is getting the game ball after we smoke those twinkle toe fuck tards in opening week?
Also…..POP TARTS, T-SHIRTS, UPPER DECKERS…….WHERE DO WE FUCKIN STAND MAGGOT?!?!?
And my final question is for you Wooldog! GOD DAMN YOU LOOK HOT!!! It seems like every week you are shedding more weight! Keep it up the great work soldier! How many players do you think will make the pro bowl for the Chargers this year?!? Also, is there any chance you will shave lightning bolts into your beard for the home opener?!?! LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO!!!!!!!
FUCK THE RAIDERS
BURN THE KINGDOM
KICK THE DONKEYS
FUCK YOU STALEY
And…..
SUCK…….MY BUTT!!!!!!!
