Fair is Fair
Short and sweet shall we keep these words
For my wish is to address a Saintly turd
Who tried to bend Herbo’s leg into thirds
Yes! I’m referring to Sir Dumbass Shepherd
If Derwin James gets a one game suspension
Then you get that, plus 3, as well as detention
And at least a dozen strongly worded mentions
In the Social Media bully pulpit dimension
With all that said I must decree
That Señior Roman sits not well with me
As I hear the broadcast pundits inquiry
Why won’t they let loose the Saint’s rookie
Should we not do the same with our proven stud
And not make him look foolish or like some kind of dud
Like he’s running uphill both ways through the mud
Please make it stop! Like really fast, with a thud
KLUBye and BTFU
We’re still above .500 it’s true buttercup
And if you don’t like that then you can surely suck my butt
And F the Raiders for, well, you know what
P.S.
Be Still my Hart!!! Huge shout out to our late round rookie corners who are proving that EVERY draft pick has value.
P.P.S
Did you guys love Herbert’s crazy eyes after La D D’s second touchdown as much as I did? That needs to be added to your next intro update for sure!
