That game was an absolute shit show!!! Defense couldn’t stop ANYONE!!! Jonathan Taylor is exactly who we thought he was, and Austin Deculus is just bad!!! WTF are we gonna do soldiers?!?!?!? This team is gonna get buttfucked harder than a tranny at Orgy Fest 2025 if we don’t do something FAST!!!!
My first question is directed at YOU Coach! This defense is basically the same as last year which was the top rated scoring defense in the league……..if you’re Jesse Minter, what 3 players are you calling into your office for a “come to Jesus moment” and why? They need to have a closed door discussion on improvement ASAP!!!
My 2nd question is directed at YOU Kev!!! You were right……YOU WERE FUCKIN RIGHT YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!! I hate that you’re right, but you are! The GOLD UNIFORMS are absolutely terrible and we need to burn them!!!!! What can we do this week to help send some “good juju” for the Navy uniforms on Thursday?!?!? What are YOU going to do personally this week to send good juju?!?!? Name 3 things you are doing to do between now and Thursday to help!!! PLEASE KEV!!!! We need it!!!!!!
And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog!!!! What the fuck man?!?!?!? Why was Kevin right?!?!?!? DO YOU HATE THAT KEVIN WAS RIGHT?!?!?!? I DO!!!!! I wanted these Gold Uniforms to be the answer, but looking like a fuckin banana isn’t as cool as I thought!!!! Hand up……..I was wrong and I’m sorry. Name one thing I should do as tribute to apologize to Kevin.
That game was an absolute shit show!!! Defense couldn’t stop ANYONE!!! Jonathan Taylor is exactly who we thought he was, and Austin Deculus is just bad!!! WTF are we gonna do soldiers?!?!?!? This team is gonna get buttfucked harder than a tranny at Orgy Fest 2025 if we don’t do something FAST!!!!
My first question is directed at YOU Coach! This defense is basically the same as last year which was the top rated scoring defense in the league……..if you’re Jesse Minter, what 3 players are you calling into your office for a “come to Jesus moment” and why? They need to have a closed door discussion on improvement ASAP!!!
My 2nd question is directed at YOU Kev!!! You were right……YOU WERE FUCKIN RIGHT YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!! I hate that you’re right, but you are! The GOLD UNIFORMS are absolutely terrible and we need to burn them!!!!! What can we do this week to help send some “good juju” for the Navy uniforms on Thursday?!?!? What are YOU going to do personally this week to send good juju?!?!? Name 3 things you are doing to do between now and Thursday to help!!! PLEASE KEV!!!! We need it!!!!!!
And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog!!!! What the fuck man?!?!?!? Why was Kevin right?!?!?!? DO YOU HATE THAT KEVIN WAS RIGHT?!?!?!? I DO!!!!! I wanted these Gold Uniforms to be the answer, but looking like a fuckin banana isn’t as cool as I thought!!!! Hand up……..I was wrong and I’m sorry. Name one thing I should do as tribute to apologize to Kevin.
As always…….
FUCK THE RAIDERS
BURN THE KINGDOM
KICK THE DONKIES
FUCK THOSE GOLD UNIFORMS
FUCK YOU BRANDON STALEY
FUCK EVERYONE
AND…….
SUCK……..MY BUTT!!!