Now that the Super Bowl is done and the season is over, it’s time to start thinking about my baby girl being born in less than a week soldiers!!!! That little thing is going to be the cause of many sleepless nights……. but you can bet your bottom dollar, that for every Chargers game we watch, we will BOTH have our pants down screaming SUCK MY BUTT!!!!!!!!
My first question is directed at YOU Coach! Got any tips for how I can get her to fall in love with the Chargers naturally……..I don’t want to force her against her will to love them and make her think the Chargers bring Dad extreme pain during losses……but I swear to God, if she ends up rooting for the 49ers like my wife, she might not make it to the age of 12!!!!!
My 2nd question is directed at YOU Kev!! Follow up to the question for Coach! What is the one thing you can pinpoint that you did right raising your kids as Chargers fans?!?!? I know you live in enemy country and your wife is a Packers fan……HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO IT CADET?!?!?
And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog!!!! Another follow up to the previous questions?!?!? How the fuck did you make your cats DIE HARD Chargers cats?!?!? Was there a special catnip you purchased to make them frisky for the Chargers?!? Did you sneak lightning bolt shaped Cheerios into their breakfasts?!?? WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO SOLDIER?!?!?
As always……
FUCK THE RAIDERS
BURN THE KINGDOM
KICK THE DONKIES
FUCK YOU BRANDON STALEY……
BUTT ALL THATS OK BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO BE A FUCKIN DAD!!!!!!
LISTEN UP CADETS!!!
Now that the Super Bowl is done and the season is over, it’s time to start thinking about my baby girl being born in less than a week soldiers!!!! That little thing is going to be the cause of many sleepless nights……. but you can bet your bottom dollar, that for every Chargers game we watch, we will BOTH have our pants down screaming SUCK MY BUTT!!!!!!!!
My first question is directed at YOU Coach! Got any tips for how I can get her to fall in love with the Chargers naturally……..I don’t want to force her against her will to love them and make her think the Chargers bring Dad extreme pain during losses……but I swear to God, if she ends up rooting for the 49ers like my wife, she might not make it to the age of 12!!!!!
My 2nd question is directed at YOU Kev!! Follow up to the question for Coach! What is the one thing you can pinpoint that you did right raising your kids as Chargers fans?!?!? I know you live in enemy country and your wife is a Packers fan……HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO IT CADET?!?!?
And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog!!!! Another follow up to the previous questions?!?!? How the fuck did you make your cats DIE HARD Chargers cats?!?!? Was there a special catnip you purchased to make them frisky for the Chargers?!? Did you sneak lightning bolt shaped Cheerios into their breakfasts?!?? WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO SOLDIER?!?!?
As always……
FUCK THE RAIDERS
BURN THE KINGDOM
KICK THE DONKIES
FUCK YOU BRANDON STALEY……
BUTT ALL THATS OK BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO BE A FUCKIN DAD!!!!!!
And……….
SUCK……..MY DAD BUTT!!!!!!!!