The Brisket Bachelor
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(Please read in the voice of a game show host or mike mcdaniel as a game show host)
Welcome bolt fam i'm your host Mike Mcdaniel on another yearly edition of
THE BRISKET BACHELOR
The show where we go through herberts weapons one by one to decide who his number one target will be for the this upcoming season. receptions, touchdowns , yards WE WANT aALL THE SMOKE
SO WHO WILL BE HERBERTS NUMBER ONE TARGEEEEEET
contestant number 1: ladd I know you want me mcconkey: every Quarterbacks crush breaking hearts and breaking ankles. They say nice guys finish last well this one is looking to finsih first on the team.he was a little distant this past season but hes looking to get that old thing back from the previous year.
Contestant number 2: Q I love you Johntson throughout the past three years has gradually become herbos go to man. On a scale of 1 to 10 Q is looking to make the year a 10 to 1 connection .
Contestant number 3: brednan thompson The young rookie from Mississippi state with speed so fast hell make any offensive coordinator want to take his shirt off. hes got the fast feet that could launch herbert into the mvp category for this upcoming season
Contestant number 4: Orande True Blue Gadsen: this young man made quite the first impression on his first season raking up numbers that have never been reached before by a tight end for the Chargers. the first one in and last one out gadsen has that dedication that shows hell be in for the long haul
Contestant number 5: David Njoku the newest hands with the bolt fam. Hes looking to make a connection with an alpha Quaterback that knows how to throw a spirrall , herberts looking for that easy button that rivers has with gates could this be the one.
finally the last contestant Say my name OOOOOooooomarian Hampton:
The man built like he could play every position. In this new offense he could be that lethal weapon herbert loves to use on the screen pass reliable and effective. the perfect concoction for a main target
One Quarterback , one ball which one of theses contestants will be Herberts love connection on the field.
Toon in soon
K luve ya byyyeeeeee