Free Agency
Please do your best and sing about our Free agency in your best voice of a Candy Factory Owner that is a bit too whimsical.. Come with me and you'll see
This thing we call The Free Agency
Take a look and you'll see
Imploding fans in their frustration
We'll begin with the Singing
Of a great Center before the first day
This will bring Charger Fans
into brain deterioration
If you think you could do better
You should just apply to do it.
Anyone you want, Screw it.
Want to build your team
There’s nothing to it.
I don’t pretend that I know
What goes on with player selection
You must Trust, All our Staff
As they know mostly every situation
If you think you could do better
You should just apply to do it.
Anyone you want, Screw it.
Want to build your team
There’s nothing to it.
Theirs a Coach that I know
Who Brings such pure and raw imagination
Mike is here, Fans should cheer
And trust in who he brings in…..
Should fans Be upset that they are not getting who THEY think we should be getting in Free Agency? Or should they suck it up and trust the process, trust our coaches and Front Office and let them cook.
That is all
SMB
FTR
KILUBYE
Or you can do the Ompa Loompa version. With multiple Individuals involved. Sing it like the movie. Doompa Roompa
Oompty Ouh
Ive got a little problem for you
Doompa Roompa Oompty E
If you are wise youll listen to me,
What do you get when you don’t get your way
They don’t pick your guy In Free A-gen-cay
Why do you rant Like a fat Elephant
Everyone on X com-ments, are, Shat
(Kyle or Kevin say) And that's no very pos-i-tive.
Doompa Roompa
Oompty Oah
If We just Bolt Up we can go far
We will win the Super Bowel to
We’ll be happy
Chappy,
And how a-bout you?
(Kevin or Kyle sing like the instruments playing in the OG song) Do do do do do do do….
(Adam in his deep Oompa Loompa voice say) - F**K THE RAIDERS KILUBYE.....