Ughhhhhhhh
Listen Up Cadets!
What an another absolute shit show of a game! Omarion goes to IR, our defense gets shredded and MORE FUCKIN PENALTIES!!!!!!
My first question is directed at YOU Coach!!!! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!?! Penalties, penalties and more penalties are KILLING us soldier!!!! If you are Derwin James, what are you telling these men in the locker room to keep everyone fired up for next week!?!?!? Our defense looked defeated in the 2nd half, not being able to stop Jayden Daniels! Aside from penalties, what is the number thing the defense needs to do next week against Miami?
My next question is directed at YOU Kev!!!! WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!?!?!? Our boy, yes I said it, OUR BOY Q, had a bad fumble in the first half which crushed our momentum!!!! I still believe in the guy and was glad see Herbert go right back to him…..but what are you telling this guy behind closed doors to keep his confidence high going into next week?!?!? Gimme a quick Kev Duggin pump up speech!!! Pretend you are talking directly to Q!!!!!!
And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog?!?!? ARE YOU FUCKIN PISSED SOLDIER?!?!? IM FUCKIN PISSED SOLDIER!!!!! Not a single mention of Slayers 1000th career catch on the Jumbotron at SOFI!!!! FUCK THAT SHIT CADET!!!!!! LETS BURN THE WHOLE FUCKIN STADIUM DOWN!!!!!! I’m ready to march on SOFI and rip each fuckin seat one by one off its foundation until we get a tribute video to Slayer!!!!!!!! GOD DAMMIT IM PISSED!!!!!! THATS OUR FUCKIN GUY!!!!!!!
As always…….
FUCK THE RAIDERS
BURN THE KINGDOM
KICK THE DONKIES
FUCK EVERYONE
FUCK YOU BRANDON STALEY………this is somehow ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!
AND…….
SUCK……..MY BUTT!!!
