Herbot is here!
We already have Sir Herbo, whom we do love a lot
And now we add a coach I shall refer to as “Her-Bot”
The shiny new training man whom we recently got
Who is undoubtedly as serious as a thrombolitic blood clot
At the podium he was intense and steady and ready to bound
Like a hybrid-cyborg-puma-man when fresh prey is around
While intently gazing from his branch to the ground
His head snapping to attention at every new sound
And as he answered each question, and gave us his take
He gazed like a predator in front of rare steak
But pounce he did not, his hunger he did shake
Before uttering the statement that made the ground quake
“I will not break these men” he said, “I will make them harder too break.”
“And woe is the fool who mis-stacks my weight plates!”
If goosebumps ye lack from the speech he did make
A check of your pulse you should immediately take
Now for a question of ye ole coach Kyle
As you heard Big Ben Herbot’s philosophical style
How huge was your bon… er sorry, how big was your smile
K luv u bye
F the Raiders on cold tile
PS congrats on the love from Chargers Weekly
