Upper Decker
you are constipated, sweaty, out of breath and you are dropping the biggest deuce of your life painfully talking, but in a low tone
Hey-uhhh Charger Chat Guys, uh I thought id ask you a couple questions
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Oh man, i better be quick. Okay here are some fastballs for each of you. oh godddddd
fart and chunk noises
Question number one: Kyle, from a coaching perspective, how big of a challenge will it be for pipkins to move in to right guard?
Question number
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two: WoolDawg, what would you say has been biggest character difference that you have noticed from Herbo since the new regime change?
Question number three: Kevin
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who can win in a fight between you and kyle? I know you are older but sometimes younger siblings can have an edge, who would win?
BONUS
LOUD FART
QUESTION: If you had to dress up as a giant taco for an entire year, but in return
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you gained the ability to teleport anywhere in the world instantly, would you? OKay, that is all
* HUGE BIG PUSH FOLLOWED BY GROANS, LOUD, LIKE THE BIGGEST RELEASE JUST LEFT YOUR BODY* PANTING
FTR, suck my but-...
runs out of bathroom stall Someone barges in, noticing the humongous pile of poo in the toilet.
angry german voice
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SHIT! WHOOOO DID THIS UPPER DECKERRRRRRRR!!!!
finds sticky note on stall
FAMILY TRUST RESPECT? SUCK MY BUTT?! CURSE YOU CHARGER FANSSSSS!!
