So you’re saying there’s a chance
We just watched a match that rang so fantastic
That a memorial shall be made and wrapped up in plastic
Then placed upon a shrine for the instantly classic
Wait… did my brain somehow just turn into plastic
Nay my grey mass has not gone spastic
Nor are my thoughts less malleable or elastic
Yet I feel my guts are bloody right gastric
Did ye ask if my behaviors dramastic
Nay you cotton headed ninny muggins! I’m like being totally SARCASTIC
What fun I had planned with that word that was cast
In the episode I watched, the one before last
Once our thrashing of ye ole Donkeys had passed
Instead we must raise our dear flag to half staff
And as we salute to the glory that's passed
A question I shall give as one must be asked
Rivers and Gates… can one surpass such class
Well dag gum it no you son of a lass
a K luv you bye is overdue alas and…
(Would a quick FTR be too krass?)