Sexy German voice
Last year we were witnesses to the emergence of Staley's big beautiful balls as he defied convention and went for it on what seemed like every 4th down. Finally, after years of waiting, we were treated to the glorious sight of Staleys big playoff D. The D that can penetrate any offensive line and smother any QB that stands before it. Staley's D is so magnificent that it will strike fear and envy into the entire league! Once Bosa comes back, Staley's D will be fully engorged, ready to strangle the life out of whichever offense is unlucky enough to come across it. This team has filled me with emotions I haven't felt in, what, has it been, four years? It's been so long I am having a hard time recognizing what I'm experiencing. Fear? Joy? Arousal? No, it's PLAYOFFS BITCHES!
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