Is it me or are all of our opponents "Chargering" games this year? It seems like all the crazy improbable things that normally happen to us, have been happening to the other team this year. Does the team sacrifice a goat during warm ups? Did part of the trade for Mack include an exorcist? Maybe the teams new Protein fairy is Tinkerbell and she is spiking Herbert's per workout with pixie dust. Whatever it is, who cares! 5-3 bitches! Also, shout-out to substitute Kickman, Mr. Dickman!
Fuck the Raiders and Let's Ride!!!!
K luv you bye!
Vally girl voice