(Final one of the season so it’s a long one lol) Perverted German voice Ok  zaddy wooldog , Vater Kyle and papi Kevin mmmmm I’ve been holding my sweet warm tongue all year regarding the way this season turned out. If I am going to be honest with you all, in my own humble opinion without being sentimental, and of course without upsetting anyone who thinks differently from my own point of view but also by looking into this matter in a unique standpoint, I would like to say that … your best angry perverted German voice I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Scheisse ! schiesse! verdammt, Ohhhh Nein nein Nein my apologies I get very naughty when I get upset when my chargers don’t do well in a season Owell Anyways , I am looking forward to the offseason with you all you zaddys especially the episodes when we hire a new coach , gm and oh yas yas the draft , mmmmmmmm , oh yas yas I can feels myself on the verge of climax and excitement for this deep inside my tralala…mmmm my ding ding dong , pick 5 here we come daddy I’m ready to dive deeper into the offseason with you all , but speaking deeper , if you ever want a deeper look inside the charger chat daddies … you can head over to Patreon  , that’s Patreon.com/chargerchat (http://Patreon.com/chargerchat)check out all the funny videos they have and much much more during the offseason , but if you’re not into diving deeper that’s ok …….. you can head on over to chargerchat.com (http://chargerchat.com)check out all the cool stuff they have  there TSHIRTS HOODIES AND STICKERS oh yas yas , you can chat it up with other sexy charger chat-a-teeers in the member section and ask questions in ask bolt fam so check out chargerchat.com (http://chargerchat.com)you won’t regret it , bolt ze fuck up daddys ! K luv byeee

(Your voice acting skills will be tested ) Arnold voice *arnold grunt* What’s going on ??? *arnold grunt * what the f**** did we do wrong !? *Labored grunt * what did the fans do to deserve this We are tired of the same old phases the same old things ! *Grunt * STOP IT *Extended series of Arnold grunts* Ahhhhh Come on chargas... Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on.  Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me! hasta vista 2023 season *transitions to perverted German Gunther voice * oh calms down daddy , it's the morning after, no need to die , we are saved ! Naughty naughty Brandon and bad boy telesco have been fired ! Oh yas yas yas , I cannot explain this deep feeling euphoria caressing all though my insides , oh yas yas , bolt the fuck up daddies !

‪ *your best Johnny cash vocals * I hurt myself today‬ ‪To see if I still feel‬ ‪I focus on the pain‬ ‪The only thing that's real‬ ‪staleys defense tears a hole‬ ‪The old familiar sting‬ ‪Try to kill it all away‬ ‪But I remember everything‬ ‪What have bolts become?‬ ‪My sweetest friend‬ ‪Everyone we play ‬ ‪goes and wins in the end‬ ‪And you could have it all‬ ‪My empire of dirt‬ ‪My boltz will let you down‬ ‪They will make you hurt‬

Gunther the perverted German voice Halo charger chat daddies !!*intense microphone breathing * mmmm can you feels dat?oh yas I say can oh you feelz that ?? That warm , moist feeling all through your body ? Zat overpowering release of stress over ze last 2 weeks exploding all out of your body ? Confusing your brain , can  it pleasure….or  can it pain ? Oh yas! yas !yas it’s  all of those! Watching ze chargers dominate and pound ze bears into submission has once again touched my tra-la-la…mmmm yas my ding ding dong! Will this be the last time we feelz this extasy caressing our body on victory Monday ? Oh nien! nien! nien , it will not ! Bolt ze f*** up daddies , k luvz you bye

(Günther the perverted german voice ) Hello charger chat family , hello daddy Wool dog , daddy Kevin and daddy Kyle . I’ve been gone for a while but I’m back ! But Mmmm can you feels that , the pleasure of victory Monday is caressing all through my body . I can feels an ecstasy DEEP within my insides. I guess you could say this victory has touched my tra-la-la..mmmm my ding ding dong. The feelings I feel I cannot explain , Could it it be because of Justin Herbert’s sexy body running all over the field keeping the drives alive ? Or could it be Khalil Mack pounding and penetrating the raiders offense all night long,oh yas yas it’s all those ! I can feel the climax of this victory Monday , yas . Oh yas BOLT THE FUCK UP daddy !K-luv you bye!

Cholo voice : Oraaaaale vatos , my corazonsito hurts so much right now. That hurt more than getting hit by my mamas chancla when I forgot to turn off the frijoles. The first half was muy firme , but the second half was very triste . My corazon hurts But bolt familia , no point in beating a dead horse. Let’s pour one to the season and move on. It’s all we can do. I just wanna thank you charger chat vatos for making this season more enjoyable. I started listing back to you foos back in April and it has been a great ride, si -mon que si. No matter the result of a game, win lose or tie. I could always count on the charger chat homies to make Tuesdays and Fridays drive home from my trabajo more enjoyable. Shout out to the vato coach for his realistic insights and keeping us grounded , shout out to the Ese Kevin for being Kevin and shout out to the wool perro for his hilarious voice acting . this foo looks forward to getting my charger fix this offseason from the charger chat familia. until next time . f*ck the pinche raiders and that sorry ass foo , Acho tambien. K luv you, adios

Arnold Schwarzenegger: ***A series of uncomfortable Arnold grunts** Nooooooo Mike Williams *grunts* his goddam spiiiine *grunts* STOP IT !! *grunt* Staley you have no respect for logic *grunt* His confusion was not rational , Mike Williams was a healthy male of breeding age ready for playoffs *grunt* Now hes gone *grunt* I am tired of the same old phrases and same old things *grunt* ok ok i need to STOP WHINING. We move on to Jacksonville for the wild cards now. Please Chargers , Brandon Staley , Joe Lombardi, Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen then the Hell with you