Read this as the martian please. Every year we have labeled each down on offense based on a player starting with 3rd and keenan and last year 4th and Staley! My question is what do we name after 1st and 2nd down? congratulations on the new baby kyle!! you guys are out of this world! k Love ya bye!

Read this like Chris Rock please Oh god I can't believe I never asked this question sooner!!!! Maybe Will finally smacked some sense into me because I just came up with the perfect offseason mutha fucking question mutha fucka! who I say who! are your top 5 players currently on the team that's including new mutha fucking playas playa!!! AND IF YOU REALLY A CRAZY MUTHA FUCK...TELL ME WHOS YOUR TOP 5 CHARGERS OF ALLLLL TIIIIME!! (brief pause) SHit...i'm tired boss. let me just sip on this moonshine (big gulp sound) to calm me down. It's been a hella of a week. Hoping to get a new mutha fucking tackle by the end of the month. aight yall keep it real and stay away from will aight i'm out k mutha fucking love ya bye GO MUTHA FUCKING CHAAAARRGGERS