Can you read this as macho man I must say all the action this offseason has gotten my voltage up to a higher level I'm talking justin Herbert numbers. I'm so bolted it's got me thinking about the player who brings the absoloute most voltage to the team! I'm talking about 1 2 3 kid derwin James! Since he's been here he's been the heart and soul of this team! AND I DON'T THINK HE GETS ENOUGH RECOGNITION MAN!!!! charger chat what's your favorite moment from derwin James and what's your expectations for him this upcoming season And lastly IS HE A HALL OF FAMER! OOOHHH YEAH ⚡⚡ THANK YOU K LUV YOU BYE MAN

Can you read this as a drunken scottsman aka groundskeeper willy For too long the chargers been on the losing side of the trenches. Too many games I have been witnessed to games LOST on the fact we could not hold the line ACH THE PAIN But theres Change about 2 Heavy Metal Running backs tough and built to last and a refined offesnisve line Now including the human big foot himself mikaih beckton could bring a change about weve never witnessed since the legendary LT days Aye Charger chat: With Hampton , Najee , Romans playbook and our Powder Blue version of Lamar Jackson JUSTIN KING OF ALL DUCKS HERBERT IS IT WRONG TO BELIEVE THIS CHARGER TEAM COULD WIN THE RUSHING TITLE For the 2025 season #i'mdreamingofherbert #ACH #KluvUbye

Please read this in a movie narrator voice for an action thriller movie (extra credit: action thriller theme music gets a patrion subscribtion ;) ) In a world where pain and suffering was the norm. Years of sorrow from a fan base pained with the sight of watching confetti fall from all colors none powder blue and yellow, all hope seemed to be lost. Until a hero emerged from the caves of Eugene Oregon. His arm so powerful it drew the mightiest warriors from across the land to join his side in the battle against the 31 savages in the National football League. SIR LADD MCONCKEY, NAJEE KNIGHT HARRIS,MICHAEL WIZARD WILLIAMS , AND THE NEWEST EDITION TYLER CONKLIN !!! (normal voice) ...and quinton johnston I guess.................................................ASKBOLT FAM!!!! will the Chargers have enough firepower to take Herbert onto his rightful heir as MVP? Do you suspect love is in the air even after our newest additon ? Will we finally get navy colored helmets for this team!!! you know it looks good!!! THE FURIOUS FIVE FIST OF THUNDER!!! coming to a theater near you k love you bye

please read it in the voice of terminator arnold Video is out now of Justin Herbert breaking down the huddle and delivering a speech to the team. This has been unfamiliar to the cpu's of the bolt fam. My data board shows when a quarterback can successfully boost moral through his words, the success rate increases dramatically for the team. Charger Chat. what is your analysis on Justin Hebert in the huddle and what are your predictions on a future for the chargers with a QB who can truly make you believe when he says "come with me if you want to live" much appreciation for everything you three put together GO CHARGERS GO K love U bye i'll be back

Read this as the martian please. Every year we have labeled each down on offense based on a player starting with 3rd and keenan and last year 4th and Staley! My question is what do we name after 1st and 2nd down? congratulations on the new baby kyle!! you guys are out of this world! k Love ya bye!

Read this like Chris Rock please Oh god I can't believe I never asked this question sooner!!!! Maybe Will finally smacked some sense into me because I just came up with the perfect offseason mutha fucking question mutha fucka! who I say who! are your top 5 players currently on the team that's including new mutha fucking playas playa!!! AND IF YOU REALLY A CRAZY MUTHA FUCK...TELL ME WHOS YOUR TOP 5 CHARGERS OF ALLLLL TIIIIME!! (brief pause) SHit...i'm tired boss. let me just sip on this moonshine (big gulp sound) to calm me down. It's been a hella of a week. Hoping to get a new mutha fucking tackle by the end of the month. aight yall keep it real and stay away from will aight i'm out k mutha fucking love ya bye GO MUTHA FUCKING CHAAAARRGGERS