Choices, Choices, Choices, we've all got choices, trade back at 5 stay at 5. But today I am faced with a choice that tops both. Flats or Legs, Nuggets or Strips, thighs or breasts. You see a theme here. With Draft night quickly approaching I need to plan for my party. Do I make hot wings that make your Culo go OHHHHHHH-No, Chicken strips so crunchy, that it can quench your Devils Lettuce Munchie, Nuggs for you to dip that will make your mouth drip. Big, voluptuous breasts of chicken that are more than finger licken...... Thighs so thicc that you'll gobble em down quick. I need advise. Please help me choose. Not on the draft though because, yeah, were trading down so..... What is your go to chicken appendage at a Draft Party day 1 or day 2? FTR BTFU KLUBYE

Ok 16 days away. Oof I cannot take it much more. Mock Draft here.... Mock Draft There...... Why do I love Mock drafting so much. I think I have a problem guys. Now I am not gonna ask who ya gonna take if this happens and that happens and the proverbial draft pick fairy that resides in your Mock drafting system farts a magic cloud of fairy dust and sprinkles it on all of your trades giving you everything you want for your perfect draft. No im not gonna do that..... But I am going to ask, is there a scenario that you would not like? Is there a selection outside of No selection or selecting a QB at no. 5 that you would not be happy with? Because those are down right dumb. Ok Love ya Boys. Way to REPRESENT even though you were in Raider colors at a Charger Press conference, COACH KEV!!! BTFU FTR KLUBye

Well hello there my beamingly beautiful, brawny, bolted BIG boys in Blue. How are you? I am hoping that you are doing better than those boring, bland, barf-tasticly bitter babies that showed up on you tube and X to try and spread negativity on our brave, bubbly, brainy, beloved Brisket Broads. It was down right Blah! So, Gold Star to you guys and those that stood up for our friends! Now back to some Positivity! Would each of you share your most Positive feeling that you have had as a Charger Fan in the past and in the present. No copy cats and y'all are awesome! Bosa, Mack SACK ATTACK is BACK!!!!! BTFU Bolt Fam, Bolt Gang, Same Thang! FTR KLUBYE

Hi guys... Im back.... did you miss me.... lol...... but lets get right to it. All bets are off...... Trading is one hundred percent allowed...... Would you rather have the first overall pick. The twenty eighth and the twenty ninth overall pick. Three second second picks(1st, middle and last) Six 3rd round picks( First 3 middle 2 and last 1) What you got. Big Boss Baby(I mean you're the boss and the youngest) You go First Then Big Boy Then Big Ole K. Hugger FTR BTFU KLUBYE

I have been watching some old clips and I think some things need to be revisited and reimagined. But what could it be???? Spooning with a Centuar? Big Spoon, Little Spoon? No. Maybe some  Passionate, profound, perfectly pronounced, poetry. Dare I say, Nay….. This is season two of the “colossal, blood trenched, controversial tournament”. Last season we ended with a Taylor Swiftless Superbowl between a 20’ Great White Shark and the “Fuggn Fully Armed Elite Spartan”. As we all really know who really won last season. And I’ll be Max Crosby’s Jock Strap if you think it was that shark, that is now floating belly up in a Sofi with a Spartan Spear through it’s head. Yeah I said wut I said. Anyways…This offseason brings us a whole list of new challengers. Marvolous Masters of Good to Infamous Imbeciles of Evil. Our first bout is between one with a battle of wits and another who battles with Sh*ts, of the mouth that is……. We have Mr. Bad Take him self Acho VS Will you still be calling the Defense, Popper in a battle to the well, you know…… Who wins this all out brawl? Shout out to Danny Lags….. For an epic season 1. Still waiting for the stitch of all the epic battles ;-) FTR BTFU KILUBYE!!!

Wooldog, I am at a loss for a voice. I am all over the place with this one. Readers Choice. First of all, Congratulations to all of the Fans of the San Francisco 49ers as well as all of the Kansas City Swift Fans too. I wish you the best of luck in your fandom. However, bask in the glow of the greatness that you currently cheer for. Because, it will not last..... Why you might ask? Because, Harbaugh, is comin in hot on his wrecking ball to demolish the hopes and dreams of all non Charger fans out there. Now be honest, if you didnt just picture Jim Harbaugh naked on 1000lbs of Hot Forged Steel in the shape of a ball... You did now.... Right???? He is bolted HARD in his Powder Blues... Honestly, I am too. Especially after the news broke. I mean who isnt! He brings so much to our Beloved Bolts on and off the field Can you each pick 1 thing that Harbaugh brings that makes you extra pumped for this next year? BTFU FTR KILUBYE

Think western Blazing Saddle Campfire scene.... Maye Kevin add some farts? So first of all, How the heck are you all? Most of us have all 5 sences available to us. Vision, touch, taste, hearing and smell. Which is painfull right now after that Chili I had hit me wrong this mornin.... if ya know what i mean..... But anywho, What 3 sences let you know that Chargers foot ball is back in full swing. For me its: Hearing: "With the 5th Pick, The Los Angles Chargers............." Vision: Training Camp, watching the team run drills.... Touch: The Hugs, High Fives, knuckles, butt smacks(You know the"Good Game type") from other Charger fans. What 3 sences bring it all together for you? FTR Bolt UP BABY KILUBYE!!!

Adam please use the voice of a psychologest speaking to a room of depressed Charger fans. Use Energy, Spirit, and a little bit of stank or what ever your vocal genius comes up with. Also Sorry about the length. LOL   As we gather here today on what was recently the official end of the Chargers 2023-24 season, I want to take a moment to reflect on this season. Yes, it didn't pan out as we hoped. We faced challenges, injuries, obstacles, coaching woes and to many outcomes that weren't what we envisioned. But let me tell you this, in every setback, there lies an opportunity for growth, resilience, and strengthening our unwavering spirit. As part of the Bolt FAM, I hold some things above most in my love for the Chargers. And I hope my Charger Players to show the same. Pride, Honor, Heart and to be Shamelessly positive. To me these are not just words; they're pillars that define us and our fandom, they’re also words that define our team. Despite the scoreboard not always being in our favor, our pride in this team, our heart to keep pushing and cheering, and the potential of what is to come burns in every Charger fans heart brighter than ever. We wear our Chargers colors not just in victory but in adversity, because our loyalty knows no bounds. Simply put core Charger fans are hands down the best. We honor the dedication, the hard work, and the passion that the players, our remaining coaches, and staff put into every single game. Our core players embody the true essence of sportsmanship, never giving up, never losing sight of the bigger picture. Mack, Herbert, Dick Perfect and many others have shown us what it means to fight with honor, to play with integrity, and to give their all for the love of their family, fans, teammates, coaches, and the love they have for this game. The heart of this team beats within each one of us. It's the collective heartbeat that unites us, that keeps us coming back, game after game, season after season. It’s what empties our pocketbooks year in and year out. It's the undying love for our Chargers, the shared memories of victory, and the solace we find together in the moments of disappointment. It's what fuels the BOLT FAM to never stop yielding our hope, our ability to keep believing, and to stand by our Chargers, unwaveringly, through it all. Next, our Shameless positivity. Despite this season, despite the scoreboards, there's a silver lining to every cloud. 2023-2024 has, at times, tested our resilience, taught us a lesson in perseverance, and has given us the reminder that the sun will always rise after the darkest night. We've witnessed flashes of perfection, monumental moments that remind us of the potential that lies deep within. So, my fellow BOLT FAM, let's carry ourselves with unwavering positivity. Shamelessly celebrating the unwanted knowledge gained, the moments of short-lived victories, and let's look to the horizon with hope. The heart of this team, the BOLT FAM that we are, and our very own Charger Chat community is unbreakable. At the end of today we can stand a bit taller, proud of our Chargers, knowing that more electrifying days are ahead.  Remembering that it's not just about the wins and losses that we encounter; it's about the voyage, the passion, and the undying support that we, fellow BOLT FAMs, bring to the table. Our pride, our honor, our heart and Shameless Positivity – will reflect the numbers on the scoreboard. BTFU Chargers fans! This Dynasty’s story is still being written, and together, like a phoenix we'll rise from the ashes, revitalized, renewed, and more united now more than ever!   Now for my question. Were you Inspired? I mean at all? By anything this season? I know I was. Ill start it off with Dick Perfect in all his electric radiance.   Thank you, guys, for having the best dang ole gosh darn Podcast out there.   BTFU BIG OLE Family Trust Respect KILUBYE!!

Wool Dog have fun with this one. :-) Hello BoltFam, an all my friends, Sometimes it’s hard to be a fan, We lost to many by just one Score, I don’t know if I can take much more, And the vision, for this season’s left my brain, But Still remains, For next year, F*CK the Raiders……… I sit and day day-dream all day long, About the past, and whats to come, Can we emerge just like a Larva, Under the coaching of Jim Harbaugh Then my bolt got hard, when thinking about Her-Bert, With out his shirt……… Patrick Mahomes, Can suck a big one. On the Hori-zon I saw, Thousands of Bolt fans, ready to gnaw, On the corpse of Twenty Twenty three, And all the haters whove never paid the fee, Whine-in about stupid-things, that they know nothing about, They only pout, And pick fights, with oth-er Bolt Fans, But who cares I say Lets GO!!! Bolt UP, FTR, I know you know Twenty Twenty four will bring some change, Our Charger roster will be re-arranged, Prepare yourself, for what, is in store, Because WE’RE coming FOR YOUR SOULS   Will the CHARGERS COME TO PLAY To Win any Giv-en Sun-day!!! And the Sign flashed out HELL YES Putting them all down, flat on their ASS Even Acho said, I was wrong about them There the best there ever was. Tua’s a bust. Chargers for Life KLUBYE As I am sad this season is over. I look back at what has gone right for us this year. I can think of several things that have been major improvements. I will digress in my thoughts as I do not want to steal any of them. Would you each let me know your favorite improvement our bolts have made this season? BTFU FTR KLUBYE

That game ,uggggg. Like Herbert and Staley I have moved on to focus on beating those Goose Egg Eating mother Effers, the Raiders. WHO WE WILL STICK A VICTORY RIGHT UP THEIR PERVERBIAL A**!!!! DEEP BREath Bobby, deep breath* In......... Out...... Ok now that I am calmer.... As much as I wish I could be Management that takes Patrick "Kermit the Frog" Mahomes complaint phone call. I would rather be daniel popper asking the Spanos' some fun questions. I can think of several questions I would love to ask. But for now I have 2 for you. 1. What question would you ask Mr Big Shot Spanos that he would have to answer? 2. What is your favorite Winter/Holiday song? BTFU FTR KILUBYE

If you can please sing this to the song of Forget you by CeeLo Green I see you drivin my Chargers into the ground, And I'm like Forget you(Ooh, ooh, ooh) I guess 6 losses by week 10. Wasn't enough, I'm likeForget youAnd Te-Les-Co too Said, if He’d draft betterThen we’ed be winnin-a Ha, ain't that some shh(Ain't that some shh) And although there's pain in my chest From all these close losses Im still likeForget you(Ooh, ooh, ooh)   Yeah I'm sorry, you can't win a lombardi But that don't mean that were not good. You’re like a Pin-to, and we need  ah Ferrari But the way you play your game ain't fair I pity the fool that falls in love with you oh (Oh, hes a bed wetter) Well.. (Just thought you should know better) Ooh, ooh, ohh I've got some news for you Yeah, go run and yell at Popper again…. I see you drivin my Chargers into the ground, And I'm like Forget you(Ooh, ooh, ooh) I guess 6 losses by week 10. Wasn't enough, I'm like, Forget you And Te-Les-Co too Said, if He’d draft better Then we’ed be winnin-a Ha, ain't that some shh (Ain't that some shh)   I pity the fool that falls in love with you oh (Oh, I wish you would coach better) Well..... (Just thought you should know better) Ooh, ooh, ohhI've got some news for you The fans really hate your-ass, right now   I see you drivin my Chargers into the ground, And I'm like Forget you (Ooh, ooh, ooh) I guess 6 losses by week 10. Wasn't enough, I'm like Forget you And Te-Les-Co too Said, if He’d draft better Then we’ed be winnin-a Ha, ain't that some shh (Ain't that some shh) And although there's pain in my chest From all those close losses, Im likeForget you (Ooh, ooh, ooh)   Now Staley, Staley, Staley, why d'you wanna wanna hurt me so bad? (So bad, so bad, so bad) We need a stop on 3rd down And the play that you called was so bad (so bad so bad so bad ) Yes YOU did…. Uh, why? uh, why? uh Why STALEY? oh, I love youI still love you, oh   I see you drivin my Chargers into the ground, And I'm like Forget you (Ooh, ooh, ooh) I guess 6 losses by week 10. Wasn't enough, I'm likeForget you And Te-Les-Co too Said, if He’d draft better Then we’ed be winnin-a Ha, ain't that some shh (Ain't that some shh) And although there's pain in my chest From all those close losses Im likeForget you (Ooh, ooh, ooh)  _________________________________________________ Now Question, Do you still love Staley too? I do as long as he is still my head coach. BOLT UP FTR KLUBYE

How was the Fried Cheese? Do you think that consuming these before the game made our boys hands more slippery a than banana peel on Mario Cart????? Causing so many Drops. I ll bet Ekeler stepped on a few too. Speaking of Slippery. Do you know what is 12 inches long and slippery?????????? Slippers.... Love my BOLTS BTFU FTR KLYBYE!!

Well hello beautifuls. We really need to stop meeting like this on Mondays. This loss hurt a bit more than the rest. Our Big Sack D........ was manhandeled by that O-Line. Our Secondary and Linbackers were shreaded up more than my freshly grated cheese on my pizza. But there was a light at the end of the tunnell.... Our Offense was beautiful after that interception and they seemingly never looked back. But Anyways, that loss was hard. I had to revert back to my Dr's meathod of remaining positive. If you remember,  My DR told me to find one positive thing for every loss we have, and to daily to share those positivities with other Chargerfans. So here we go again. 1. Herbet is our QB and he is the best in the NFL 2. Allen is Amazing. 175 yards for 2 TD's AND THAT SWAGGER HE HAS 3. Ekelers Legs. You know the ones. Where their tops end at his Bottom. 4. Dickers Leg that was 6 for 6 and was also...... Dare I say it..... Kyle....... Im gonna say it.......... Dick Perfect..... 5. We held the Lions to ZERO Sacks! Would each of you please help us to cope with these 5 losses so far by each sharing one positive things from this game? It also seems that some Charger fans forgot how to cheer for the Chargers. So I wanted to share an easy way to do this. https://x.com/RobertP37016269/status/1724121376184017146?s=20(https://x.com/RobertP37016269/status/1724121376184017146?s=20) BTFU FTR KILUBYE!!

Please read in a Sean Connery voice Happy Tuesday Gentlemen. And what a day it is. Walking around work today with that Big Dicker Energy, Bolted Up Hard. Monday Night's game was something special. We all know Special Teams and Defense showed up in a big way for the win During Prime time on Monday night. 2 and 1/2 sacks for Bosa, 2 for Mack, 2 for Tuli, 1 for Marlowe, and 1/2 for the Fox What do we call this Sack Machine? Tuli Bear & Mack Sack Attack? Big Sack Big D...........Fense That was special. Our ST was Awesome as well. Davis with over 100 yards in Punt returns including a 87 YARD TOUCHDOWN!!! Cameron Dicker the Three Legged Kicker A.K.A. DickPecfect Nailed all 5 Field Goals inclugind a massive 55yd BOOT with ease. Then to seranade us with slow motion water bottle shower and hair flip..... I did not need my Boltagra as my bolt was BOLTED HARD already. Our Offense though, looked Rough. And not like your mother likes it Alex Trebek...... heh heh heh.... The highlight of the big O, being Kenan's catch that topped 10,000 for his carrer. This was one of the most spectacular catches I have ever seen. Hnads down the catch of the year so far. Question.... Who is getting Game Balls today? Kevin you get offense, Adam you get Special teams and Kyle you get our BIG SACK D. I would say no Copying Coach Staley But there goes the whole team. LOL. But think outside of the box..... ITS Victory Brisket TIME FTR BTFU KILUBYE

Yester day was a thing of beauty. Our guys looked Hot Hot hot!!!On the field and off. But as I was tubing down the irragatuin tunnels in Kauai, I was reminded that we are THE BEST. Watching a Chief fan loose his cool as they lost. I consoled him with a picture on my phone of Taylor Swift. I literally just showed him a picture of Taylor Swift and said. I hope your girl Taylor like the Chiefs continue not to show up. He just glared. Anyways, i dont know if you guys see this but ya'all almost to 4k subs. Congrats. Any plans if Charger Chat Podcast makes it to 5k? But back to my the swagtastic boys in Powder Blue. Who has the best swag on the bolts this year so far on and off the field? BTFU FTR KLUBYE

The bye week came at just the right time with so many byes… Bye to the injuries Bye to the 2-2 season and the ugliness that came with those games Bye to the Raiders because they have been eliminated from the playoffs and well simply because they’re dumb. Bye to JC Jackson who showed shades of Eli Manning last week. Now earning him the badge of BABY BACK BITCH. And in the immortal words of Powers Boothe in Tombstone… “Well Bye”. And most importantly bye to the Negativity. BE SHAMELESSLY POSITIVE!!! TAKE YOUR BOLTAGRA AND BOLT UP HARD!!! Of all of the injured players that are slated to come back. Who will have the greatest impact against the Cowboys on Monday Night and how? BTFU FTR KILUBYE!

Big Prayers up for Corey Linsley. I was worried at first about his replacement coming in but was nothing but impressed. Highest rated OL for the bolts according to PFF. I wish we could change his name from Will Clap to We Clapped. Beacuse, simply put We Clapped the Raiders. Should we be worried about our offensive line minus Linsley? Or nan newley named center Will Clap fill them shoes? BTFU Family Trust Respect KILUBYE!!

Can you read this in the voice a narrator from a western movie. Low, deep with a lil bit O twang? Well, I am glad I hit the HARD RE_SET on the superstitions this week and took the full Monty the whole way to church “😉”. There were not enough bushes in the garden of Eden to hide all of my nudeness. But eventually they caught me naked…….. I was running across the stage by all of the inrturments and.... well.... they grabbed me by the Organ….. OOF….. Any ways, I digress…. Wasn’t it a beautiful sight to see so many of our boys back in their true form? It sure as H. E. double hockey stick was. Now on to the balls...... Game Balls that is…… Outside of K9, SLAY and Herbert whom already received Balls from Staley. Would you each select a player who was overlooked that deserved a game ball as well. No copycats, no Repeats. Now lets get it up for RaTURD week……. Now ya all better yell out these answere with me ok...... WHO WE GONNA BEAT…… The Raiders!!! WHO WE GONNA SMASH……. The Raides!!! WHO WE GONNA CRUSH……. The Raides!!! Who we gonna kiss…. The Rai…… Ha Ha, almost got you!! BTFU BIG FAMILY TRUST RESPECT KLUBYE!!!

Please read in you ever so Famous German Voice. You know the one. The sexy beast of a German one. OOF....... SO I know, you know how I feel right now? But if you don't, Imagine that you just got kicked in ze Shnitzel with a Cheese Grader. So yeah, it hurts. Since these losses are unhealthy I went to mein Dr and Mine Dr. perscribed a healthy dose of Bolt Ze F** UP and he also told me to find one positive thing for every loss we have, and to daily to share those positivities with other Chargerfans. Since we have 2 losses...Ich bin sauer...ooh sorry.... Since we have two losses I will share my 2 positive things about last weeks game. One: Mein New favorite Charger(RIP Horvvath), Dicker Za Three Legged Kicker remained Perfect for the second straight game nailing his 10th kick right through ze uprights. And Two: Our offense has not had a single turnover in both games in which we have played 2 teams that are consitered to have very capable defences. I am happy with my bolts performance and I am excited for when we all come together for all the Dubs. Just think.... Offence, Defence, Special Teams and Coaching all at once like a Ramstien Mosh Pit. It will be Glorius, ya Would each of you please help us to cope with ze two losses so far by sharing two positive things from this game? No cheating Kyle..... So ya no copy cats either ;-) BTFU FTR KILUBYE!!!!

Please read in an Optimus Prime voice. :-) Double Dippin M'Fer Right here...... I am looking for reason.. Looking for Rhyme... But what in the anamatronic F*** is going on with the Bolt Bots in the Stadium. KLUBYE!!!