I am not sure where to go with the voice on this one Adam. I will let the pro choose. There is a small singing part near the end. Its only one line so forgive me if needed. LYMI Look, I get it, being a Chargers fan can seemingly feel like we are dating a member of a boy band. Thrilling, emotional, and occasionally heartbreaking. A True Elevator Ride that from time to time makes you want to yell"Quit Playing Games with my Heart". But it’s time to stop this “NSYNC”-ing ship of negativity and start “Backstreet Backing”  UP our boys in POWDER BLUE! Realize were way past Lukewarm, Heck we've blown by “98 Degrees”, and we’re just heating up! And its getting hot in here. So instead of saying Bye Bye Bye every time we get sacked, or they score, let’s Hang Tough like the N.K.O.T.B. Let’s be fans who say “I Want It That Way”, with wins, yes, but also with loyalty, love, and a dash of freaking positivity baby. I think it Might have been coach Harbaugh that said this but don’t quote me: - Because when we believe, we’re not just fans… we’re “Larger Than Life” So to my Chargers **Sing this part WOOLDOG**   I don’t care who you are, where you’re from, don’t care what you did, as long as your Chargers!!! ***End Singing*** Who Gets Game balls this week? Show me some positivity baby! FTR SMB KILUBYE!

Gents I must say I had high hopes of meeting you all and I was not disappointed. Spending time with Kat, Mundwarf, Ramesy, Karen, Mary, Heather.I had such a great time hanging with you all and that was just Saturday! From seeing Kevin look like a shy boy talking to the hot cheerleader about his cool action figure collection when in fact talking to the one and only Keenan Allen!!! To Thunderin at Thunder Alley. Snappin it off with Senor Snappy at Rivers Lake Yacht Club. All the way to some of the best high fives and hugs I have ever received from after the game from Adam, Kevin, Kyle, Andrew and Kat and ALL THE OTHER CHARGER FAMILY MEMBERS OUT THERE. This was an amazing weekend. All I can say is Thank you. Now about the Game. That Keenan Catch was the best catch I have ever seen PERIOD. Dicker the three legg-ed kicker planted the left foot, planted the right and with one hip thrust walloped that ball through the uprights with double zeros on the clock for the win. The roar of the crowd was deafening. This game was unreal, especially in the 4th quarter. All of our vets played OUTSTANDING. No to my questions, Which Rookie surprised you the most? Or made you smile the biggest? Offense, defense? Each choose one. 3 and freeking 0 baby!!!! BTFU Suck my butt BRONCOS KILUBYE!!

Picture this….. San Paulo Brazil. Friday Night Lights. Chargers, Chiefs.  A game that will remain in our hearts for many reasons. Ending a losing streak against the Chiefs that went on for way to long, Mahomes thinking he is hard while cheap shotting a DB. Then the "International Slap Heard Around the World" but mainly because we curb stomped the chiefs American History X style. First on Mahomes, Its open season on that MO-FO. I say that we send out the Hardest Hitting Player in the NFL in Derwin James to go all Jerry Tillary after him. First we had Will Smith, now we have Teair "SLAP-A-BITCH Tart. Teair Tart lining up across from Kelce staring him down like a man who just found out that this is the guy who was the one taking his food from the fridge at work, stealing his grandmothers homemade Chocolate Chip Cookies and left over Tomahawk Steak his kid bought him for fathers day. The ball is snapped and they engage, the play is over, Tart backs off But Kelce persisting like a child who is out of tablet time whose parents never told them no keeps at as he is hearing no for the first time. Kelce has the urge to keep playing, Tart has....... Feelings...... Tart plants his back foot down and yells: Kelce! What did five fingers say to your face? SMACK! All is quiet with exception to the birds flying around the stadium and the resounding echo of a smack of the NFL’s # 1 BABY BACK B!*CH.Flags fly, Fifteen yards, No Ejection, Why???? OPEN HAND BABY!!! That slap had more follow through than a Mahomes Deep Ball….. Now questions. Do we need to hire protective security team to protect Tart from all the SWIFTY hate? Should we sick Derwin on Mahomes next time we play em to go all Tillary on him when he trys to run out of bounds? If not Derwin then who? It can be anyone... Even you. So lets go..... BTFU SMB Its Raider Week!!!! SOOOOOOOO F………T……..R…….. & KILUBYE!!!

There has been some discussion since QJ went rigid on a questionable hit this past weekend. These discussions have been focused on the cleanliness of the hit, discussing weather it was clean was it dirty. Have no fear, for I am here to explain what is both clean and what is dirty. Here are some comparisons: Clean is taking a shower with Justin Herbert’s Sasquatch Soap Dirty is not showering a being a Raider or Chiefs fan and then getting on an airplane and sitting in the middle seat wearing no deodorant. Clean is Dicker the kicker visiting children at CHLA for an afternoon of video games. Dirty is Rashee Rice not knowing how to drive and causing a multiple car pileup.  Listening to Charger Chat Podcast, CLEAN Listening to any Raider podcast, specifically thejoemorley, Dirty. Now that you have a grasp on what is Dirty, on to the hit in question.   The hit on Quentin Johnston was so dirty, it gave the rats and pigeons of New York feel clean. It was some would even compare it to a gas station bathroom after a chili cook-off housed inside a taco bell. It was so dirty, the REFS had to see through the dirt causing them to be blind to what just happened. That hit was so unnecessarily dirty, it caused countless Yelp reviews from nuns and monks worldwide. You obviously know my stance. Was it Clean, Dirty, or do you stand by the thought that this is why there should be no Preseason games? FTR SUCK MY, BUTT!!!BTFU KILUBYE

Please read this as emperor palpatine who is also Jim Harbaugh and is extremely excited to add Justin Herbert as his new sith apprentice. He is over joyed. Manic even..... Justin, i see that you have reveled your new ocular enhancements and I am glad you have finally chosen to come to the darkside. Yes....... yes........ let the hate flow through you. Take the anger and the hate from those playoff losses, dropped passes and missed o line blocks in years past and let it flow through you. Become the SITH we know you to be. Join me, Darth Harbaugh, so master and apprentice can be united. Together we sall rule the nfl. MY new NFL. Tell the haters NO, NOOOO, NOOOO!!!! And blow em all away. You see what we did to Acho.... he is gone now... hee hee hee... Embrace the darkside and we will rule it all. Die as Justin and rise as my new aprentice.... Darth ________. Ok CC boys Darth what? You fill in the blank. What is Justin Herbert's SITH name? Each one of you give a different answer. BTFU FTR SUCK MY BUTT QJ is better than Rice KILUBYE

I dont know on a voice. I am tapped out. Maybe sexy German? I mean there is a Dungeon..... Wool'Dog's choice Growing up I got into some deep do-do from time to time and I have received many punishments and have had many a new ones torn. Now picture this, you just got caught sneaking into the bolt by Chargers security. They take you to the Dungeon below the field to receive your punishment. Which one would you rather get. Some physical discipline from Mack(I mean who doesn’t love a good spanking), Get a verbal bashing, scream fest, tongue lashing from Phillip Rivers(Gosh Dag Nabit, What were you thinking you un intelligent fart sniffer), or to be Lectured by Coach Harbaugh, with have him telling you with a sad look on his face that you have severely disappointed him? Now for the twist, Adam pick for Kevin, Kevin pick for Kyle and Kyle pick for Adam. BTFU FTR SMB KILUBYE!!!

Happy belated Mothers day to all of the moms out there. Hot moms, ugly moms, even raider moms. You are all amazing in your own ways. Keep influencing, loving, caring, disciplining and supporting us all. With out you we would not exist. Love you all. Happy belated mothers day. Who's mom gives the best hugs? Btfu Ftr KLUBYE

Hi Adam I know this is a bit long. If it is please do not read. I understand. I started and couldn’t stop. Had a bit to much fun.   Good afternoon, and I must say life is great, I’m sorry that my draft introductions are just a smidge late. In round 1 we selected a RB named Omarion Hampton To run the Chargers to the Super Bowl, securing his future in Canton. Round 2 we selected the massive Wide out, Tre Harris Catching the defense with their pants down, crying and completely bare ass. Round 3 we selected our new BIG BOY Jamarie Caldwell, Who’s gonna blow up offensive lines, destroying them with explosiveness, like a massive bomb shell. Round 4 we got SEC Defensive Player Of The Year, so named Kyle Kennard He is a BEAST who hits hard, making the offense lose, yard after yard. In round 5 we selected not one but two Trading up in later rounds, is now something that we do. First we picked the burner Keandre Lambert-Smith Who has speed and separation, its truly a massive gift. Next in round 5, was the Tight End, Gadsen the Second, Contested catches in the end zone, He’ll be a force to be reckond. Now to round 6, Up first, O-Lineman Branson Taylor Who will be locking up defenders, They’re the Cons, he’s the Jailer Next in round 6, NFL’s Legacy RJ Mickens, The secondary is his coop, Hes the rooster, they’re the Chickens. And now Last but not least to be picked was the CB named Bridges He’s like a hungry Rainbow trout, and the ball are his midges. Now with all of our weapons our team soul will ignite, The Chargers time is now, we will WIN, and take Flight   My question is in the form of an American Haiku Thank you gentlemen for this podcast and for all that you do Pick an actor now Who's career we will replace His works are now gone   FTR BTFU KILUBYE!

Good day good sirs, Long time no see. Men, we all know and have our opinions on who we want to see drafted to our beautiful boys in powder blues. But here is a spin, who do we NOT want the Raiders to pick up at No. 6, Denver at 20 and KC at 30? Are the Raiders Dumb enough to screw this one up again? Will the Broncos Screw up and pass on the 1 player that will make us a Super Bowl Contender this year? Will the Chiefs earn a big ole swing and a miss for their first round pick? Now that sounds like a lot of questions. Well it is...... those last 3 are rhetorical..... and of course the last 3 are all YES. I honestly cannot wait until we get this season going. On a side note will there be a live stream Draft Party of draft day? FTR SMB BTFU & KILUBYE

Last week I was browsing online for trainers to help me fulfill my new years resolution to lose weight when I came across an ad to "Train With Herbert and the BOYS". So I clicked "YES" faster than I did when combo hitting on street fighter. I then filled out the information with out reading the terms and conditions and check marking the box. Literally 15 min later I had a phone call from none other than Ben Herbert. I couldn't even remember what he said, I was so overjoyed. But I do remember him saying "you NerVOUS? You NerVOUS?" I then received an email the next day to select my apartment room located inside the BOLT. So I, of course, selected the one right next to Jim Harbaughs office. I could hear him now encouraging me. "MrPeckARE - you're attacking this weight loss with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind". I then selected the three chargers I would be training with, Justin Herbert, Joey Bosa and Cameron Dicker. I then selected my diet plan full of fresh pizza guaranteed not to mess with my lactose intolerant self, In and Out, and all of the fresh fish I could eat. I then received a zoom call from Ben(yeah we were on a first name basis) letting me know whats up and he will see me tomorrow to start our new journey. I went to bed and then in what seemed like the blink of an eye I was opening up the doors to the Bolt with Dicker, Bosa, and Justin Herbert smiling, waiting to train with me. Everything was perfect Like that scene from Happy Gilmore. Justin said "sup?" I froze for a second and muttered, "hello".... then my wife said "hi? and good morning?" and then...... I realized...... It was only just a dream :-( ..... I am still crushed. But anyways to get your butt in gear for the new year, Who would you want to train with at the bolt. Three current Chargers. Co copycats or repeats. BTFU FTR SMB KILUBYE

Well my boys, its that time of year again. We we place our proverbial fat asses on the couch to watch the rest of the playoffs. But before we do that lets look back at what we've gained. For me I got to see Harbaugh and Hortiz start to build on the foundation for our Chargers to only help them grow. With pillars of Mckonkey, Alt, Hart, and Still. I can tell you that this house is built with "an enthusiasm unknown to mankind". And as coach said "One thing I can promise you, the sun will come up tomorrow and.. uh, we'll be attackin it". Lets raise our glasses and say good bye to 2024, Now Here is to 2025 Lets Cook, Lets BOLT UP and Lets WIN! Now, looking back from all the way back to the hiring of Jim Harbaugh to losing this last Saturday. Pick just one moment that resonates in your heart. One moment this season that you will remember for years to come. What is that one moment where your heart was made happy and content with our beautiful boys in blue? BTFU Always FTR SMB KILUBYE

Please do this in the best Cowboy voice and then a radio salesman voice. COWBOY VOICE - Well howdy folks. Last weeks...... **INTERUPTION!! of the cowboy voice Now to the Raido salesman voice** Hello all you beautiful Butt heads, I have a some questions for you. Do you like foot ball? Do you like the LA Chargers? Do you like gut busting laughter that will make the strongest of sphincters let out a fart? Good, your in the right place. Charger Chat is the best Charger Podcast that will make your heart happy. Now my dudes its time to Help them out. Help Them Help you receive the best content around. How do I do this you may ask... Well its simple, Join their Special 10's group at Pateron.com/chargerchat. Our Chargers got to the playoffs now lets help the CC boys get to a play off game...... Its 10. bucks a month for gut busting laughter, extra exclusive content and the an inside look at all things Charger Chat. But most importantly the HANG OUT!!! So much positivity, so much love and even more important the best of friend ships are to be made here. So Help Them, to Help you receive better content ";-)" **BACK TO COWBOY Voice** Well lets turn that off "click sound" Like I was sayin, Last week you spoke of half time venting sessions. I had the opposite on Saturday. At the beginning of the 4th quarter I called our very own Mr Ramsey to have a PLAYOFF Victory Clinching session! So much shouting, so much Joy. Mr North Carolina and Mr Peck R in So Cal. Brought to you by Charget Chat. So thank you. Now I have a question for you and No repeats allowed. What is the greatest thing that has come to you guys over the last 5 years of Epic CC podcasting? BTFU!!! FTR Super...... Mighty..... Bolts...... PLAYOFFS BABY CC Fantasy Football Champion 2024 KLUBYE!!!

Give me some of that sexy angry german voice please wooldog. Vell it vasent pretty, it vas freaking beautiful! At least defensively. I love Victory Mondays, dont you. Can i get a Victory Toot Toot? TOOT TOOT!!!! Kev, Kyle, YOU BETTER GIVE ME THE BIGGEST VICTORY "TOOT TOOT" OF YOUR LIFE!!!!! None of that nick jr, disney, pepper piggish poppycock. Give me some of that HARD CORE SCREAM-O TOOT TOOTS LFG BTFU SMB KILUBYE If you need some toot toot inspiration. https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxiw0qPCrP-uIKMjIDinEUP_BdJFCB_ou4?si=icczrx8VIWbBvXPl

While I am sure everyone is gonna come out and shoot their LOVE off for Minter's Massive D. That is number one at the half way point. I wanna tout our wide receivers. My Boy QJ coming back with a vengeance(He is WR1 when hes on the field). Making some amazing catch and runs, especially that dime from Herbert over the shoulder to QJ for a TD. Then freaking LA DE DE with the sure hands over the Middle. And the ever present Palmer running some extra crispy routes. Honorable mention of Darius the Dominator Davis on ST, dominating those returns and JK, the Darraign Dobins! Proving the naysayers wrong. My Question. If you were trapped on the 2nd floor of a burning building who would you from the Chargers want to catch your baby(human or cat) and B. who throughout the entire NFL would you want to break your fall. No repeats please..... FTR Super Mighty Bolts BTFU KILUBYE!

With Bozeman going completely Savage on that weak butt Saints DL that tried to bring back bounty gate to New Orleans. What should Justin buy Bozeman as a thank you? Do you think there will be a fine and if so should or do you think Justin would pay it? Also each of you pick a player and let me know what kind of DOGG that player has! VICTORY MONDAY!!! Super Mighty Bolts FTR BTFU & of Course KILUBYE!

Please read this in a sexy german Did you guys see our exquisite hunk of a man Justin Herbert slam his helmet down on the bench? I haven't seen that of ferocity. That kind of passion since Harry Potter tried to use the Curciotus curse on Bellatrix LaStrange after she killed Sirius Black. Ohh pheww.... it's got me all hot and bothered.......... Quick. Somebody dump a hot bowl of spatzel on me. Ahhhhhhh....... that's better, thank you. Now my question. Does Justin's Passion, Anger, and competiveness make your schnitzel stand on end? Or does it not excite you and you become like a flaccid italian noodle.... You choice, Schnitzel standing at attention... Or sad like little dobby. Lifeless..... FTR Suck Mein Butt RIP- Maggie Smith........ and Rashee Rice's season.... BTFU KILUBYE

I dont know what the voice is called but like this one from the announcer. https://youtu.be/piwSFsHZRUM?si=mQKQiBQEgjzfRqAH You guys went, you guys saw and our BOLTS Conquered. That's about the gist right? You bet your sweet bubbly butt cheeks it is! Herbo to QJ, for not 1, but two TD's(Kevin, Adam and I knew it was happening, Sorry Ramsey!) 10 to 1, I really like the sound of that now lest say it together. Ten to FREAKING 1 BABY!!! QJ climbing the ranks to that number 1 spot. Leading the team with catches and tied for first in targets throughout the first 2 weeks. He is slowly turning into that WR most of us knew he was. Now, never to be forgotten. Minters MASSIVE D. (Pause for effect) That's right I said it MINTERS MASSIVE D. The Massive D that "Sacked" their way to allowing only 13 points while bolstering a total of 6 sacks, 2 Picks, 2 forced fumbles and 7 tackle for losses throughout the first 2 games. So my questions is who gets the love for this Massive D? Which position rooms ego gets stroked? Is it the Edge's, D-line, Secondary or the Linebackers? Or do you stroke em all? BTFU!! FTR SMB Special 10's or BUST!!! <---- You wont know until you go.... FULL 10 BABY.

Guess whos back, back again, Boltz are back.... tell yo friends...... Ahhh good ole Pre Season. where the men are separated from the boys, the good from the not so good, the strong from the weak and more importantly the WINNERS from the LOSERS. In our first Pre Season game as you all saw, Stick had it rough, it was more the showing of a man named Twig. But to be fair these Receivers had more drops than dare I say it........ Quinton Johnston. But why is no one speaking about this? 1st team starting WR's and TE's dropping more than catch able balls. I get it, its preseason and Easton Stick was throwing them. But why is no one talking about the dropped balls that our starters were having? and to boot multiple were in third down situations. Am I off base? But, back to positivity anyways how about our big beautiful D? Tuli looked beautiful, and Buddy D-P is a monster of a man. Our secondary looked good as well. I am excited as to where our team is going. Also much love to the flashes of the nearly 30 year old Luis Perez. Now to my questions I have 2. 1. If drops are such a hot button topic with QJ, why is it not a hot button topic with the other ball catchers on the team. 2. Would you please wish my beautiful daughter Emma a happy birthday?   She's got my back til I die, charger fan buy my side,  through tthick and thin, Chargers Baby, For The WIN!!!   BTFU SuperMightyBolts FTR KILUBYE

Please read this in a sexy german baby voice....... Hey boys, with everything going on with Herbert², Padded camp, QJ and Ladd and everything else I just have to ask....... With a minor tweak..... who is MORE EXCITED THAN US? BTFU FTR ohhhh suck mein BUTT! & KILUBYE!!

Sexy German voice please. Hey boys it was good hanging out with you briefly during the DHBC BBQ. These special 10 meets are how do you say the cats MEEEE... OOOWWWW. GURR. Now we spoke about Nick Hardwick and his coaching abilities. And that how LT would be a hard catch. But Imagine all of the coaches you could pull from Chargers past. What EX charger would you bring in as a coach (Positional or otherwise) to improve our team? You would bring them in with this sales pitch. You want to finally win a ring as a Charger? Coaches get rings too..... right..... No copying and no repeats. oldest to youngest order please. Bolt THE F UP FAMILY TRUST RESPECT SMB-INC... KILUBYE!!!!!