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PeakyBolts
May 20, 2024
In Ask Boltfam
(cillian murphy) listen to me my Peaky Brotha Kev, never be ashamed when others (cough: coach) push your buttons and you end up doing wild things like purchasing an XXXXXL jersey of QJ (share graphic onscreen). Just smile, and return the favor as I ask, "What's a good button to push for the younger peaky brotha?" p.s. WooolDog, was there ever a rematch for the "I love him more" contest (share graphic onscreen)? Always peaky--KLUB!
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PeakyBolts
Jan 02, 2024
In Ask Boltfam
(voice of Cillian Murphy from Peaky Blinders) While the peaky bolt boyz are out back taking care of the Grinch, I am slowly finishing off this case of Modelos. Aaaah...that was good. (hickup) I want to take this final opportunity to throw my now empty bottles at the last regime (hickup--John Spanos please step down) and point out that every one of their first round picks falls into 1 of 3 categories: It was either ONE...a player that "fell to them" which basically took no real thought in choosing. Think Joey Bosa, Derwin James, Justin Herbert, Rashawn Slater. (hickup--John Spanos please step down) or TWO...it was a player in a "position of need" because THEY stupidly (hickup--John Spanos please step down) created the hole during the off season with early cuts and not resigning players. Think Melvin Gordon, Zion Johnson (hickup--John Spanos please step down) or THREE...(http://THREE.it)my favorite, WE are smarter than everyone else so we choose Jerry Tillery, big whiff, DJ Fluker, big whiff, Kenneth Murray, move back into the first round super big whiff or how about Mike Williams (who I actually like a lot--shout out Mike! Mike! Mike! gonna miss you--please don't sign with KC) but they picked him over Christian McCaffrey, Patrick Mahomes and TJ Watt. How the f*ck did TJ Watt fall to 30??? (hickup--John Spanos please step the f*ck down). The only 1st round pick I'll give a pass on is Jason Verrett because he was a stud, but he could never stay healthy. (hickup--f*cking Chargers injury curse...f*cking John Spanos...please step the f*ck down). Okay, okay, on to my two questions: first, who will fall to us in this year's draft OR will our beloved Chargers "charger" and beat KC this weekend and completely mess up their potential top 5 position? F*cking John Spanos. Second question is for the Coach...did you see my "Saving Private Herbert" graphic? Wooldog, please share the image on the podcast. Harbaugh better save Herbert. F*cking John Spanos. Happy New Year fellas...I'm off to my anger management group. May 2024 bring your shamelessly positive podcast a few more certified Freshies and NOT a bunch of Swifties like Sofi will probably be run over with this coming Sunday...(bluuuuah) I just puked on my keyboard. Hey Dean, go tell John to please step the f*ck down and let Harbaugh do his thing! p.s. If this made the judges laugh, the hats are very cool, but please consider gifting me instead one of your custom embroidered Chargerchat patches for my jersey. That would be very peaky...KLUB!
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PeakyBolts
Dec 15, 2023
In Ask Boltfam
<in voice of Cillian Murphy from Peaky Blinders> Is it too late to ask a question? If not, I'm calling it right now. During the Welcome New Coach presser, Daniel Popper will speak first and ask, "Will you be running the defense?" Bill Belichick gives a long blank stare...then Popper pees a little on himself and says, "got it...BTFU" KLUB!
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PeakyBolts
Oct 02, 2023
In Ask Boltfam
(peaky voice of Cillian Murphy) See what happens...when you're up against it...and your season is on the line...you finally find a way not to lose...two weeks in a row no doubt...See what happens...when people call you washed up...you go out and set a record and get 6 sacks...6 f*cking sacks...See what happens...when you mess with my quarterback...and ONLY get tossed out the game...I think me and some of the boyz need to make a little visit to (cough cough) house in Vegas and remind him to never try that again...See what happens when you go for it on 4th down deep in your own territory with a QB who shouldn't be under center risking his season AND you don't f*cking make it...I think me and some of the boyz need to make a little visit to (cough cough) house during the bye and remind him to stop trying to lose your f*cking job every week...See what happens...when you have too many Modelos and start typing an Ask Boltfam monologue and there's no one around to say "Dude...why the f*ck are you talking to yourself like Cillian Murphy and why do you keep dropping F bombs?" You rarely curse...Well, y(http://curse.You)ou trust Adam will bleep out most of the bad words and Coach Kyle's kids are probably sleeping and I'm betting Kevin is alone in a hotel room somewhere in eastern Europe. Enjoy the bye everyone and s(http://Europe.smile)mile (http://Europe.smile)because your Chargers just beat the f*cking Raiders. Before I go, special shout out to you three Charger Chat boyz, the Brisketbroads, Reekay from DHBC, Fred @Tha_Frederation and my boy Ravi for joining forces with me...PeakyBolts...if you haven't already, go check out our shamelessly positive video on youtube and "Boltuuup!" (stick out your tongue) KLUB (feel free to roll the clip)
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