Listen boys, this season is gonna be sexy as justin herbert in lingerie fishing gear. Yes I'm a male that likes ladys, and yes that would still be sexy, but like sports sexy; a raging, throbbing bolt per se. Like honestly, maybe ive watched too much of you guys, but 17 and OH oh oh my gawd I just bolted all over myself seems like a real possibility. As jim harbaugh says, we will be like five fingers of a fist and shove that fist into all our opponents dark forbidden crevices. I want to feel them clench as we cause them pain with defeat. I could go on and on but I don't want anyone to feel uncomfortable. Anyway. If a trade down happens would you rather a modest return from say the vikings or taking a absolute booty of picks fro. The raiders or broncos. Klub ftfr

Voice of maverick Hold onto your seats, boys, 'cause the Chargers defense just brought the thunder today! I mean, holy cow, did you see that? The doubters, the naysayers, they can eat their words 'cause we're starting to build some serious hope in our defense and this team. We're going all the way this season, mark my words! And let me tell you about Alohi, my friends. That guy is the real deal, I'm telling ya. I'm starting to think he went and mastered Kung Fu in the offseason 'cause his judo chop is like a magnet for turnovers. It's like he's playing a game of pickpocket with the opposition, swiping that ball away like it's nobody's business. It's a thing of beauty, I tell ya! Now, let's talk about our stud Tuli and his senseis Mack and Bosa. These guys are absolute beasts. Just thinking about how they're gonna unleash their fury on those Lions, it gives me goosebumps. They're gonna be hungry, boys, bloodthirsty for that victory. And you better believe they're gonna leave their mark on that field. And speaking of greatness, let's talk about Justin Herbert. That man is the epitome of elite. Don't even question it, my friends. Just ask yourself this: How many interceptions did he have against the Jets? That's right, big fat zero! Now, what about those league darlings Patrick Mahomes and Josh Allen? They had 2 and 3 interceptions, respectively. We won by 21 points, and I couldn't care less how much they won by 'cause it's not even worth looking up. That's the kind of domination we're talking about! Question time, boys. If you played for the team and could have a nickname, like vato, slayer, maverick etc what would you like your nickname to be?

If you were able to communicate with a player in their dreams, who would it be, what would you tell them? You have the power to do whatever you want in these dreams, just to be too kinky kevin.

Hot of the mo Flippin press, hottest drop since my balls, boys and girls, The One Zero, wonder boy savior, Justin( Better than that one dubro with the our boys middle name) Patrick Herbert is throwing to Quentin wait who did we just draft Johnston and it is beautiful. He's catching with his hands (for all those jabroni doubters) and does this under leg switch so smooth he might be doing this mid game. So hard right now. Pretense: i was watching the wild thornberries. I know it doesnt make sense but good luck! If Justin Herbert developed the ability to communicate with animals on the football field, and for some reason we could draft animals, how would his newfound talent influence the game?

Finally something to dive into and get excited about after months of emptiness looking back to what couldve and shouldve been. I literally said at halftime as I'm dancing in my underwear annoying my wife to her wits end "babe, we winning this, if we lose at this point, i will eat our cats fecal matter" which now I feel responsible for them losing and grown an addiction to kitty poops. It's pretty good you guys should try it like a sour ammonia flavor yet creamy 3 musketeers with a nice salty crunch. Anyway, who's the player that surprises us from the draft, ya think?