(Valley gril voice) "Hello biiittttchhhes, its me again! I can't believe I have to be back to stay shamelessly positive but here we are. To all the negatrons out there in the twitter hellscape staying positive does not mean that we dont feel the same pain and hurt as all of you we just choose to see the positive aspects of the game instead of focusing and spewing negativity. Was my sunday ruined after the game? Yes! Did it feel like I got kicked in the balls? Also, yes! Did my rock hard bolt go absolutely limp after we lost? Definitely! Buuuuut, I cannot wait until the Charger Chat pod because you guys are like bolt up Viagra. Please be advise, if you are bolting up for more that 4 hours to consult a doctor or whatever! Ok now for some ( * chef's kiss *) positivity! 1. Kenneth Murray Jr had the absolute best game of his career. The preseason hype might actually be real. He had 5 solo tackles 2 tackles for loss and 1 sack * Chefs Kiss * 2. Tuli, I dont know how to spell your last name so i wont even try, was a beast out there. He is definitely a steal in the second round. He had 3 solo tackles 1 tackle for loss and 1 sack.* Chefs kiss * 3. JOEY muther fucking Bosa is back! He was limited but still had 2 tackles for loss and 2 massive sacks* Chefs Kiss * 4. The Herbert to Allen connection is out of this world! * Chef Kiss * 5. Gerald Everett was a fucking tank after the catch. Need more of that!* Chefs Kiss * 6. We still rank 1st in rushing EPA per play after this game, i still dont know that that means but were first! I dont have a question just wanted to drop by to help stay positive. Yes, this loss was absolutely devastating but its not time turn on Herbert, Staley and this team. For some context, people wanted Sean Payton who is also 0-2 with the Broncos losing to the Raider and Commanders. Others wanted Daboll instead after he won coach of the year last year and the Giants were being outscored 60-0 before they scored any points and they barely beat the Arizona Cardinals who are trying to lose to get the #1 overal pick. When you are a fan you sign up for the exilirating victories and the crushing defeats its is part of being a fan. Its still early and we have time to turn this season around. I will stay shamelessly positive every week no matter what because I love this team. Oh wait i feel something, yes i can confirm I'm fully bolted up again. K luv u byeeee!"

Valley Girl voice "Hello Biiiitchhhhes, long time listener first time ask boltfam poster. I've been a Charger fan for like 25 years now and have been through hell and back with this team. However, i have and will always be an Optimus Prime instead of a Negatron. So i will give some silver lining to this Sundays game. 1. Rashawn Slater is a mother fucking wall on the blindside * chefs kiss * 2. Offense ranked 1st in EPA per play at .308, i have no idea what that means but i hear its good. Offense also ranked 1st in PFF rush grade (83.3), rush yards BEFORE contact (88), and 17 runs for 1st down! Shoutout Eric Smith for these stats * Chef's kiss * 3. We ran for 234 mother fucking yards which means the preseason was not a fluke * chef's kiss * 4. JC Jackson What the fuckety fuck fuck....sorry sorry that was Negatron not optimun prime i apologize. I digress, I dont know what that word means but it feel right.