(Mickey Mouse) Woo Hoo, hullo gents! Gee golly isn’t it a great day to be alive? How excited are you guys for the Superbowl? Yah, us neither. We’re going to Disneyland instead, so we thought we’d test out WoolDog’s disney voices. (Goofy) Huh huh GaWSH! How’s your goofy impression? We already know you can do a great donald. (insert goofy laugh) (Donald Duck doing the pledge of allegiance) (Darth Vader) Wow, that was amazing. Look, I am technically a Disney character. (Luke Skywalker) How bout Luke Skywalker? Can you do him? “Uncle Owen!” That’s something he’d say. “But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!” (Mini Mouse) Ok, we’ve probably tortured you enough. Our question is this: what are your favorite Disneyland rides and what disney character do you each relate to most? You can choose for each other if it's too hard to choose for yourself. (Yoda) Love you Bye K!

(in the voice of the great Mrs. Doubtfire) Oh Hellooo! I know we're double dippin' but we couldn't stand the idea of you being bombarded with all the negative nancy questions after this most heartbreaking of heartbreaks. I hate Nancy. Don't worry, dearies, the pain is temporary. As my good friend, Gandalf, once said, "this too shall pass." Little known fact, after he said that...he farted. Gas. He was talking about passing gas. Still, the quote is very handy to bring comfort during trying times. We have a couple questions for you, to distract your mind from its current despair. Firstly, who was a player this season that wasn't really on your radar at the beginning, but low-key you fell in love with towards the end? And secondly, which stadium/fanbase are you most looking forward to us braving next season. We love you guys so much and can never express how thankful we are to have found you. KLUBYE And bolt the fuck up.

(in the voice of the Chiefs' fearless leader: the Devil) Hey guys, it's me, the Devil. Doesn't it seem like one or more of the Chiefs' players must have sold their soul to me, the way games always end in their favor? Well I'm here to put your suspicions to rest and tell you that two of them have. Now it's up to you to guess which ones. As always, Bolt Up! Are you surprised that I'm a Chargers fan? Well, you shouldn't be. Even the Devil is in love with Justin Effing Herbert. #mancrush ! K LUB U BYE

(in a spooooky ghost voice👻) Helloooooooo Boooooyzzz….or Mennnnn if that’s what you preferrrrrr. But men isn’t as funny in a ghost voice. The bye week coooooouldn’t have come at a better time. With everyone hopped up on candy and Halloween crack, a chargers game right now would most death-initely kill us all! Thank you Looooord for sparing us. Speaking of Old Hallows Eve, the broads are wondering, what was your moooost bestest Halloween costume? Mary’s is her famous Jane Goodall costume of 1993. Heather’s is probably the gorilla costume she wore for no reason to a Homecoming Dance her junior year. Speaking of dances, why didn’t the ghost go to prom? Cos he had no BODY to go with. And for the alternate punchline that Mary made up: Cos he had no Booooo. Raaa Raaaa Shishkabob tootsie wootsie Willy nilly! I have to say what’s written doooown! Someone heeeeelp meeeeee K lub ya bye

(in whatever voice comes to mind when you hear "broad," but like, before you knew us) I don't know if I can even find the funny from this deep dark cave of despair. But we don't want you guys to be too sad, so we gotta at least attempt to lighten the mood. My wonderful broad of a motha joined us for the game on Sunday...and I'm not gonna lie, I was glad to have my mommy with me after seeing so many of our boys in Navy getting owie after owie. Our question is this: have you ever brought your mothers to a Chargers game, if so, what was it like? If not yet, what do you imagine it would be like? Mothers are the best. And mother truckin injuries are the worst. Keep in Touch. Have a great Summer. KLUBYE

(in a valley girl voice, duh!) Ohemgee guuuuyyyss, did you see that game? That was like totes crazay riiight? Did you see that Alohi Gilman interception? More like Alo-have my babieez! And did you see that fourth down we didn't convert towards the end of the game? That was like totally scary! We were like, "ohemgee, are we gonna lose?!" But then the big G was like, "don't worry boos, I got yoos," and he totally made that poopoo Browns kicker miss. That was so fetch. I love when the Browns kicker misses. That's probably our favorite thing in football. #MissItMissItMissIt ! We want more Coach's Corners so here's a question for you Coach Kylie Wylie: what were some of Josh Kelly's best rushes and what was happening with the O-line to help make them possible? And our question for all of you: what is a quality you admire in each of your co-hosts? Like, Bolt up! And we hope both the chiefs and raidturds lose tonight! La-Hoozerss!!!(with the L on your forehead, of course)

(Russel Crowe in Gladiator voice) WE WON! WE WON! WE WON! WE WON! (Now this is where Kevin and Kyle join in) WE WON! WE WON! WE WON! WE WON!!!!! What was your favorite moment from Sunday's most beautiful game?! And how much did you cry when Salyer got a game ball? 🥹🥹🥹 What a great time to be alive. WE WON!! Kluvyoubye

(in your most genuine voice) Guuuuuuyyyyyyysssss. Sunday was rough. But Mary and I came to a valuable realization... We weren't at the Chiefs game...and the Chargers lost. And YOU guys weren't at the game this Sunday...and we lost. So, it seems like, for the good of the team, we have to all be in attendance at every game for the rest of the season. Inform your loved ones and take out a second mortgage, cuz we gotta get this done. Ok, now we'll ask something silly to lighten the mood even though we feel crying. (In the voice of James (Jimmy) Stewart) Which uh second string or or or third string playah are you looking forward to - to see shine in these unfortunate circumstances now. Mr. Gower. Bolt up! And Merry Christmas, Mr. Potter!!!

(in the voice of Cher from the cinematic masterpiece Clueless) If you guys were girls, which Chargers player would you want to marry? Provide three solid reasons to like support your choice. And as always, we hope the Raiders don't play football as good as the Chargers.