*drunk voice. Your show is the shot of positivity I need after a loss. Slow start but 15-2 here we come!! What are your favorite victory beverages? Cheers!

Australian accent for the Thunder down under guys: Hey, mates. It’s easy to feel devo after that loss, but let’s give credit where credit is due. Tua nailed throws he missed from last year’s game, and Tyrek was fit the whole game. The Chargers lost a close game to a real ripper of a team, and that’s gonna happen from time to time. No worries, mates, she’ll be right Lots of sad and disappointed fans today. What do you blokes do to cheer yourselves up when you’re feeling blue? I personally like to look at the positives, and there were heaps of positives to take away: • The run defense was really stellar. No explosive runs, and the DB room looked better at tackling. • The run offense was bloody amazing! Ekler averaged 7.3 yards per carry, and Kelly had 5.3, leading the league with 234 yards. We should be able to ice some games this year. • Kellen Moore is the real deal. • It’s the first game this offensive line has played together, and crikey. Just crikey! They were so good against one of the best defensive lines in the league. This line is gonna be elite this year. • Diker hit a 50-yard field goal that looked like it might have been good from 65. That bloke has a LEG. Well, technically he’s got two, but who’s counting? • And King Aiden is in mid-season form. Just the beginning and lots to look forward to! Hooroo mates!!

Dr Phil voice (if you have one) please senior Dawg, Well, let me just say, Happy Birthday, Kevin! You know, birthdays are a time to celebrate, reflect, and maybe even take a good hard look at where you’re headin’ in life. So, here’s to you, Kevin, and may this year be filled with all the joy, growth, and success you deserve. You know, I gotta tell ya, I see a whole lot of folks out there, especially those passionate fan bases, hollerin' about their quarterbacks, but truth be told, sometimes we're just puttin' on a show. Now, take Tua for example, folks are sayin' he can't quite throw a spiral past ten yards, but bless their hearts, they're callin' it as "he won't over throw his wide receivers." Ain't that a twist? Now, when it comes to them Chargers fans, we might just be lookin' at some strengths that could use a little reality check. You know, it's like my grandmama used to say, sometimes we're slappin' a shiny coat of paint on what's really just a rusty old bucket. Take young Justin, for instance. His fear of turnovers, well, it might just have him playin' it safe to the point of bein' overly cautious. But hold on tight, 'cause that big ol' contract of his seems to have unleashed somethin'. He's ready to throw that pigskin around like the true stallion he's meant to be, with his mane flowin' and cup size bigger than Texas. Remember, folks, it's good to see the strengths, but don't go ignorin' them weaknesses now. Ain't nothin' wrong with a little dose of reality. What do you kind gentlemen frame as strengths when they may actually be lurking weaknesses? Team related of course but personal life if you are feeling extra deep this week. As always Family Trust Respect but as a bonus FTP (aka fuck the porpoises) Klub

Sad Day Bolt Fam. That game felt like Derek Carr’s wife after sex. Extremely disappointing after a promising start and full of tears. Fuck the Raiders! This team still has a lot of untapped potential. Fehoko played great off the practice squad. TE Stone Smart could get more involved coming off IR. Personaly, I am smitten over Ja’Sir Taylor and his football IQ. The problem is the CB room is full with Zant, Vato and Bryce. How hard would it be to get Ja transitioned to playing Safety if Nas has to miss time from his thumb injury? Thanks for keeping the positive vibes alive. KLUB.