I say I say I say I say I say I say I say I say I say what an ending son. I say how is it that we can be up 14 in the 4th and still be nervous as shit boy. I say I say it all the time but this team will kill me son. But I say I say we got the win boys so I say let's focus on the positive son. I say our boy Herbert is a DAWG boy. I say you see him in the presser? I say our boy always takes the high road. I say I say it sounded like he quoted Monty Python about his finger boy he said "it's just a flesh wound". I say I say you gotta love this kid. AND give ALL the game balls to Mack boy. I say I say he was a Mack truck making that bitch rookie QB road kill son. Yes a bitch son he plays for them bitches makes him a bitch son. I say that's just the way it is boy. I say I'm gonna keep this short and sweet son. Did you hear what KVN said about the tillery situation boy? I say He said something like "if you only knew the behind the scenes with jerry I'm shocked hands weren't thrown." I say I say I wanna see that All In special son. I say I say that whole situation just made everyone forget Herbert absolutely obliterated crosby's ankles boy. I say that man traded his cleats for rollers skates son. It was just beautiful boy. I say I say back to that wet fart tillery son. I say let's hear your best tillery roast boys. I say I say if he was watching I want you to make him cry his bitch tears son. I say I say that's all folks. Oh yea and FUUUUUUCK the raiders and that ASS PIMPLE tillery K love you bye

(Sam Jax) Mothafucka muthafucka muthafucka...gotdammit muthafucka!!! Fire all these muthafuckas trade Herbert trade Bosa trade all these muthafuckas. I'm muthafuckin sick and I'm muthafuckin tired I'm muthafuckin sick and tired!!! Aback the touchdown? I thought he made a football move man but whatever. The replay in that stadium is the real crime. It's just bad man. Oh on a high note I saw the guys man. I saw the Charger Chat guys. Yea man it was crazy cool man. We even took one of those selfy things man. Wool Dogg just kinda like popped out from behind someone and like peek-a-booed the shit out of me bro. It was awesome man. just sayin there's some good that came out of Sunday man. (Sam Jax) Muthafucka Muthafucka maybe you're muthafuckin right...(big exhale) Ok muthafucka you win. I'm back in muthafucka but I got some questions. When is this defensive guru gonna start guruing cuz damn muthafucka! I know Tyreek is fast but got dammit muthafucka! What happened to stuffing them at the line and throwing off the timing? MUTHAFUCKA! (deep breath) I know I know. Alright muthafucka when will all 3 of those Charger Chat muthafuckas be at a game again? I gotta go this muthafuckin team is gonna be the death of me. Sam Jax out muthafucka. Oh yea and FUUUUUUCK the MUTHAFUCKIN raiders and they're in first place which doesn't matter right now but it still pisses me off. MUTAFUCKA!!! K love you bye GOT DAMMIT be shamelessly positive MUTHAFUCKAS