Never having seen Hell's Kitchen I'd pick: Herbert, Keenan, Mike, Derwin, SJD, Mack, Bosa, Ekeler (?), Asante, and Fox. Can't choose teams since I don't know what they're doing...Cooking I assume. Haha. But those ten would be a good balance of humor and determination. And not sure about the argument part but I think SJD would stand up for his work and have a comical argument if that's what happens typically on there. Mirrors are burnt sienna.
Wait...Am I doing this wrong? Is this for the podcast guys? Newbie! Hahaha. Sorry if I screwed up.