Anyone else remember a guy we weren't all pumped about when the name was called? HMMMMMMM, do you remember? It was about 3 years ago........YA, how about that guy!!!??? Huh Hugs? How about that guy? Listen to Staley's interview and tell me your not excited! This offense is going to be brutal on opposing teams to defend. Herbert for MVP! BTFU Klubye

Wuts up you beautiful goofy buttholes? hhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahhhaahahhahaha I'm doin purrrrdddddy goooodd myself. Bummed to miss y'all on the Saturday 'Special 10's' hang, darn kids & they're friends birthdays. But hey, I drank some beeeeerrrr & watched some of that there basketball madness. How about them Aztecian warriors? Their coach doesn't look Dutch, & hell even if he was it seems a little racist to call him that eh, hhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaa? So, eh, I was drinking some beer the other day & started thinking about breakfast...I don't know why, it's harder to eat missing teeth, but I love me some them cold cereals! Frosted flakes - they're great, Fruity pebbles, Cookie Crisp, yum!!! What's y'alls favorite cereal? And another thing, what was the first fellar doin when he milked a cow? I mean, I know molesting a cow back then wasn't illegal or anything but golly heck that fellar musta had some beers! FTR O and, errr, K luv u bye Jeff Dunham's - Bubba J

I....uh....I....ah.......... .....F***, Sh**, A**, B***H, C*CK, BALLS!!! Devastated, bewildered face (no words here, just sad Wool Perro face) #KLUbye

Hey bros! Wish I was out there to protect our boy! Reporting here from the SoCiAl MeDiA bOwL...guess them sea p**sy's & their facke a** media hero need to sit all the way the F** K down! Old man after 3 stories of stairs sit down! Ur boy was 10-28 for 146 w/ a fluke 60y td where Vato got tripped. Eeeeeeehhhhhmmmmm, & the other pts were off a fluke flumble. Disrespectfully, STFU & stay on the East Coast w/ that s**t! Here on the West Coast we have the best QB from the 2020 draft...Acho, retire like you promised, or Fehoko & Vili the Warrior r coming for that a**! Back to things that matter, speaking about p**sy's in the sea, there were some wet panties out there watching this game tonight eh? I mean, our boy J-Herb was running around slinging that thing like the Greek God we know he is, even I'm aroused honestly, those luscious locks look even better under the bright primetime lights. Those dimes to Mike Dub & Keenan almost had me full Baker, headbutting folks on the sidelines! Great to see them gents doing their thing! So uh how much drooling and moaning were you subjected to watching with Huggin there Wooly? More seriously, now that my middle name is out in the open, I wonder if y'all can guess wut our 6'6" football slangin, fish catching, golf loving, Phil Rivs channeling, beast of a QB's is? Also, #BoltFam, how bout some respeck for our HC!? Love playing for the guy & we believe in him! See y'all from inside the lines soon I hope, it's time for the playoff run our boy deserves! #KLUbye

So, uh, today was like oh my gawd! Like, is anyone else tired of all the arm chair GM's & coaches? Bruh, if you're so damn, like, smart, like, go do the damn thing! Obviously, you're, like, talents r being wasted in wutever day job u currently have! Ok, ok, I'm done! No more twitter on game days for this B*tch! (Valley girl of course) So, wuts up mofos!? It's been a min! Still been listening to you motherf*ckin Goofy Buttholes, just haven't had the time to give Wooldog the material he f*ckin deserves. Speaking of which, remember to lock your motherf*ckin phone people! I keep notes on my phone for ideas about questions. Yesterdays motherf*ckin game caused some alcohol to be consumed, what a f*ckin start huh? Fast F*ckin forward and I may have gotten some shut eye on the couch, leaving my phone open, with the following motherf*ckin notes: "Goofy Buttholes, Sexy Baby voice, over/under on white hairs in the beard/hair - Mom was talking sh*t". I'll save the Mama Lago story for later... Coach, can you show us what the difference in the run game was this last Sunday? Pretty please? How do they sustain that success? & Kevin, Trey is surely no Pumpkin right now! (sexy baby voice) KKKKKK wuv u bye

Have fun with the voice here Woolly: Boys, boys, boys...season is almost here! Can't wait to shotgun a brewski in Thunder Alley with y'all on 8/11, it's going to be a glorious start to the season, FTR. Just got to watch the new 'All In' & damnit I love this team. Wut Telesco & Staley have put together is just, it's fucking exciting! The personalities and talent on this team are great. Changing gears here, as a guy who's invested countless hours and $$ into coaching, albeit hoop, I can honestly say that there's not anyone else I would want coaching this team right now. I'm 100% bought in on Staley. He's genuine as hell, says the right things constantly, the players love him, but he's all about accountability. I could continue on... So boys, if you could swap Staley & staff for anyone else's in the NFL would you do it, if so why? #KLUbye

Welllllllllllll shit! U beautiful goofy butthole sumsabitches, by golly where are my manners? *sumsa-angels. I know u boys missed me, it's beena while...I mean heck wit Kev playin hookie so damn much now, we got Woolie & Coach agreein on shtuff. I mean, what is dis? Da daggum twilight zone all da sudden? -Does a line of booga shooga (aka cocajina)- Pardon me, needed a quick pick me up der...how bout this friggin offseason from Ninja Tommy & Brand-ON Staley, u get it? Cuz my guy is always ON brand? Anywho, it's gonna be fuc...uh.. flippin awesome to see our Bolts "express" demselves all over da NFL dis damn season, u know what I'm sayin? -do some push ups- MMMMMMM, by golly, this is some good stuff. So, fellers, a hypothetical for ya: Staley, Herbert, Boey, Slayer, Ek, Mackattack, DJ, Mr. Int, Dru the Tranq, all the blockbuster boys, Herbert's Secret Service, coach's HS mate, & company get us to the end, the final game of the 2022 NFL season, da mother truckin 57th Superbowl...but this panel must make some gosh darn decisions and dey must be dagnaninmous (Woolie & Kev need to reconnect) for our belovid Bolts to be da winners: 3 players from da current roster (or Coach Staley) will play (coach) their last game for da Bolts dat fateful twelfth day of Feberary 2023. Da first selection leaves da next season & goes on to a Hall of Fame career for the LV Gayders (I know it's Pride month, muh bad, but FTR). So who's da first sacrifice? (Let Coach & Hug start to answer, if they try to cheat & use the 52/53 guy on da roster, u shut it down! - No, no. boys! Dis hypothetical will hurt the soul! It must be a starter from offense or defense.) Selection 2 stays on the roster for another 5 seasons but never plays another meaningful snap (think our poor compadre Bulaga last season, but for 5 seasons!). Selection 3 is forced out of da game but gets into a broadcasting booth. But der b uh catch...dis person gets infected wit, long pause, WoodheadSlausonFoutsitis. Dat's right, dis former Bolt hero spends every NFL Sunday thereon talkin shiet about our squad. Der be sum tuff decisions der boys & remember u must be dagnani, dat don't feel right, unimagna, u know wut I mean... My sincerest of apologies for da torture der boys! It'sda dog days of sports summer & we need some gosh darn entertainment. K luv u bye!