What’s up Cadets! The Schedule release show is only 10 days away…..and my main question for the WORLD IS…..what the fuck is everyone doing to prepare?!?!? For those who don’t live in LA, are we standing by ready to buy flights?!? For those who live in LA, are we standing by ready to figure out which away game to attend? C’mon soldiers!!!!! Let’s GET FUCKIN LOUD and let the world know we ARE READY!!!!! My first question is directed at YOU Coach! On a scale of 1-10, how big of in immediate impact do you expect Tre Harris to make? What’s your predicted season stat line? My next question is directed at YOU Kev! Will you commit to buying a Tre Harris jersey?!?!?! It seems like when you commit to buying a super expensive OVERSIZED Chargers jersey, that WR has an incredible season!!!! And then you eventually get it signed?!?!? Let me know soldier!!!! And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog !!! With the schedule release show upon us, what is the one away game you are most looking forward to? It’s Nashville for me cadet! See you at the HO-DOWN!!!! As always……. FUCK THE RAIDERS BURN THE KINGDOM KICK THE DONKIES AND……. SUCK……..MY BUTT!!!!!!!!

Listen Up Soldiers! Chef Hortiz does it again!!!! We draft Hampton in round 1, Harris in round 2 and Caldwell in round 3!!!! I know we’re all sad we didn’t get Colston Loveland, but Hampton is going to be the NEXT L-T!!! Mark my words cadets! My first question is directed at YOU Coach!!! How fuckin excited are you about Omarion Hampton being a Charger? Do you believe he is going to be the next LT?!? What is your favorite skill set of his? And GOD DAMMIT soldier!!!!! I called you during the draft ONLY to be sent to VM! What the fuck dude?!?! My next question is directed at YOU Kev! Which player drafted on Saturday are you most excited about? SEC Defensive Player of the Year Kyle Kennard was an absolute steal!!!! And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog!!! Now that the schedule release is set for Wednesday May 14th, what should the PODCAST do to celebrate? Live show?!?! LETS FUCKIN GO SOLDIER!!!!!! As always…… FUCK THE RAIDERS BURN THE KINGDOM KICK THE DONKIES!!!! JOE HORTIZ FUCKIN ROCKS LOVE THAT GUY!!!!! And anywho who isn’t down with that……. CAN….. SUCK….. MY BUTT!!!!!!!!

Listen Up Soldiers!!! What a crazy week!!!!! I’ve been in Vegas all weekend for WRESTLEMANIA, John Cena won his 17th world championship and Coach is still at war with Andrew Ramsey! What the fuck as we doing here cadets!!?!?! My first question is directed at YOU Coach. With only 3 days until the draft, what is 1 thing you can do personally to help the team this week? If you were in the war room with Hortiz and Harbaugh on draft day, what advice would you give them? My next question is directed at YOU Kev! I know you are going to be traveling the day of the draft, but what outfit do you plan to wear on draft day? Will you promise to at least wear Chargers attire? Even if it’s just the undies cadet! We need all the right lightning bolts in all the right places!!!! And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog! If you could personally pick 2 current Chargers players…… the Duggin brothers would have to play in 2 v 2 basketball, who would it be? And…….it would have to be players you actually think they could beat! As always…… FUCK THE RAIDERS BURN THE KINGDOM KICK THE DONKIES AND……SUCK…..MY BUTT!!!!

Listen Up Soldiers! Only 10 days left until the NFL Draft and what the fuck are we doing?!? Sitting around scrolling on social media, catching up on the draft research and picking our buttholes!!! C’mon maggots! Let’s make some fuckin moves!!!!!! Has Andrew Ramsey assembled his squad? Is Coach going to fight back instead of acting my peace is a better option? NEWS FLASH twinkle toes!!!! Peace IS NEVER THE BETTER OPTION!!!! LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO SOLDIER!!!!! Grab your Viking helmut, assemble your spear and let’s march towards THUNDER ALLEY!!!!! My first question is directed at YOU Coach! What would you give up in draft capital to move up and take Tyler Warren? Do you think it’s worth it? My 2nd question is directed at YOU Kev! If you had to choose between personally firing Tre Pipkins and having Justin Herbert be disappointed in you for the rest of your life, or keeping Tre Pipkins but knowing Justin Herbert now thinks your personally cool……..what would you choose? And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog! With the draft approaching, what will be your draft day attire? What did you wear last draft and do you plan to mix it up?!! As always……. FUCK THE RAIDERS BURN THE KINGDOM KICK THE DONKIES……. AND…… SUCK…….MY BUTT!!!!!

Listen up Soldiers! It’s been another week of boring offseason football……we signed Trey Lance, who the fuck cares, and Andrew attempted to broker a peace deal with Brother Duggin!! Peace is a funny thing soldiers….. it’s overrated. In a world where competition drives innovation and progress, why should we settle for harmony? It’s through conflict that we truly discover our strengths. Wars have built nations and propelled societies forward. Without conflict, we would stagnate, lacking the motivation to strive for greatness. Doesn’t Harbaugh always tell us that “competitors are welcome” ???? Peace may sound noble, but it often leads to complacency. Look around—every time we choose to resolve our issues amicably, we miss out on the thrill of confrontation, the rush of victory, and the lessons learned from struggle. So let’s embrace our differences, let’s celebrate war! After all, isn’t it through our fiercest battles that we find our true selves? COACH…………..THE WAR LIVES ON!!!!! Now onto my questions…..COACH!!! If you had to arm wrestle Trey Lance, Dicker the Kicker or JK Scott, who would it be? My next question is directed at YOU Kev! Will you prove that you don’t HATE Loveland by writing a small poem about your deep love and admiration for him? If the broncos draft him, is your hate for him now justified? I still can’t but wonder if this whole hatred for him is some how Brandon Staley’s fault…….AHHHHHH FUCK!!!! My final question is directed at YOU Wooldog! Where will you be watching the NFL Draft?!?!?!? Are you and Kev planning to do a live stream?!?!? As always…… FUCK THE RAIDERS BURN THE KINGDOM KICK THE DONKIES AND……..SUCK…….MY BUTT!!!!!!!!

AtennnnnnnnnTION!!!! What a crazy week of college basketball, free agency rolls on, and Andrew Ramsey and I have become allies! My first question is directed at YOU Coach! Are you ready? Are you ready for the rivalry Sgt Ramsey and I are about to bring on your behind? We’re coming for that ass soldier!!! You have been warned! Now onto the question……..How many wins do you expect from the Chargers this upcoming season? My next question is directed at YOU Kev! Since it’s obviously we will never get Colston Loveland because you hate him to much……….who is your favorite WR in the draft? Which one would you prefer to draft over that so called bum Loveland? My last question is directed at YOU Wooldog! How many Chargers jerseys do you own and which player will be your next one? Personally, I’m thinking about getting a vintage Dan Fouts! As always……. FUCK THE RAIDERS BURN THE KINGDOM KICK THE DONKIES THE WAR IS ALIVE COACH!!!!! And……. SUCK……..MY BUTT!!!!!!!

Alright Soldiers! The Draft is getting closer, we are continuing to sign free agents and Kev has a new movie schedule!!!! FUCK!!!!!! Who’s got it better than us?!?!?? My first question is directed at YOU Coach! With the signing of Tyler Conklin, do you think the Chargers are now less likely to draft a TE in the first round? Knowing how Harbaugh loves the trenches, who is the best lineman we could realistically get? My next question is directed at YOU Kev! Since I missed it last week, what are your top 5 Sci Fi movies of ALL TIME? Also…….since you hate Colston Loveland so much, what player do you want to see in round 1? And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog! Tell me about a time that you were REALLY mad at Kev and almost bit his head off! I’m sure you have plenty of funny stories!!! Also…….why does Kev hate Loveland so much……his name literally has the word LOVE in it?!?!? Anyways……. FUCK THE RAIDERS BURN THE KINGDOM KICK THE DONKIES BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES AND ALWAYS……. SUCK……..MY BUTT!!!!!!!!

Listen Up Soldiers! Finally the Chargers made a move and improved their interior offensive line with Mekhi Benton! Let’s fuckin go cadets!!!!! It’s about God Damn time!!!!! Now all we need is Mark Andrews, Amari Cooper or Stefan Diggs to give Herbert some added weapons!! My first question is directed at YOU Coach! Between Andrews, Diggs or Cooper, who do you want and why? If we snag another offensive threat in Free Agency, what are the chances we take a lineman with our first pick in the draft? My next question is directed at YOU Kev! I hope you had all week to think about it because here it is…….What are your top 5 favorite Sci Fi movies of all time? Now pick your favorite Sci Fi movie and cast 3 current Chargers players as characters in the movie! Who would they play? My last question is directed at YOU Wooldog! Who is someone you want to see us draft in the SECOND round of the draft? Any names pop out to you? As always…….. FUCK THE RAIDERS BURN THE KINGDOM KICK THE DONKIES FUCK YOU EMMANUEL ACHO AND…… SUCK…….MY BUTT!!!!!!!!

Listen up Cadets!!! Today is a tough day, no doubt. We just said goodbye to the last San Diego Charger on the team!!!. A guy who’s bled for this jersey, sacrificed more than most of us will ever know, and left it all on the field every single Sunday. And yes, he’s now moving on, but that doesn’t mean his impact is gone. Love you Joey Bosa and everything you did for the Powder Blue!!!! My first question is directed at YOU Coach! Ashton Jeanty or Omarion Hampton? If we resign JK, do you think we still take an RB in round 1 if available? My next question is directed at YOU Kev! Now that Higgins, Adams and Metcaff are off the table, what WR do you want to land in Free Agency? Also, now that you’ve had a week to think about it, what are your top 5 horror movies in order? And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog! What is your all time favorite commercial you have made for the pod? And why! As always……. FUCK THE RAIDERS BURN THE KINGDOM KICK THE DONKIES FUCK YOU DEVANTE ADAMS FUCK YOU DK METCAFF YOU BOTH CAN…… SUCK…….MY BUTT!!!!!!

What’s up Soldiers!?!?!? Had a nice little time this past week! Met Antonio Gates and Rashawn Slater, hung out with the Bolt Fam in Costa Mesa and watched the scouting combine on TV!!! My first question is directed at YOU Coach! Why does Kev hate Colston Loveland? I’m concerned it’s personal at this point!! Hope this doesn’t turn into a Tre Pipkins type situation because we all know how those go! Anyways, who stuck out to you at the combine this past weekend? My next question is directed at YOU Kev? Rate your top 5 horror movies in order! Does The Shining make the cut? Blair Witch Projects? Let me know cadet! Also……why do you hate Colston Loveland? My last question is directed at YOU Wooldog! What’s one thing you do behind the scenes making the podcast that you are most proud about? What’s one weird thing you do as well? As always…… FUCK THE RAIDERS BURN THE KINGDOM KICK THE DONKIES AND……. SUCK …….MY BUTT!!!!!!!

What’s up Cadets? This offseason continues to roll on and there appears to be little or no updates to the main roster! NFL Combine is almost here so we have that! I guess we can all take solice in the fact the Saints will have the worst defense of the year! Thank You Brandon Staley, you Jack-wad of a defensive guru! Anyways……. My first question is directed at YOU Coach! Where the hell have you been? That’s it……..short and simple! Hope all is well, and stop leaving the POD coach, we need you! My next question is directed at YOU Kev! Between Colston Loveland and Tyler Warren, who do you want? Personally, I’m going Warren because after watching his film this last weekend, he’s a straight BADASS!!!!! My last question is directed at YOU Wooldog! If we somehow land Davante Adams on the roster, would you be willing to buy an Adams jersey in Powder Blue? At that point, how can we turn pop tarts into a positive thing? Oh well, fuck that guy because we probably won’t end up on the squad! Anyways…… FUCK THE RAIDERS BURN THE KINGDOM KICK THE DONKEYS AND……. SUCK…….MY BUTT!!!!!!

What’s Up Soldiers! Not much happening this week…..free agency continues, NBA all star week happened, and I listened to an EPIC quest in Dungeons and Dragons on the Pardon My Take podcast! My first question is directed at YOU Coach! What offseason event are you most looking forward to? Draft, Schedule Release or Meeting Antonio Gates in LA at the end of the month? My next question is directed at YOU Kev! Would you consider having a Dungeons and Dragons episode with all 3 of you going on some epic quest to the find the lost 1963 AFL Championship ring won by the Chargers?!?!? Think about it soldiers……seems different and weird at first, but with the right Dungeon Master, Timm Woods, could be entertaining as FUCK!!!! My last question is directed at YOU Wooldog! Is there a chance you will be attending the draft in person this year?!?!!? Green Bay is NOT THAT FAR away!! Think about it soldier!!! And as always……. FUCK THE RAIDERS BURN THE KINGDOM KICK THE DONKIES AND…… SUCK……. MY BUTT!!!!!!!

Listen Up Soldiers!!!! THE KINGDOM IS ON FIRE!!!! I repeat, THE KINGDOM IS ON FIRE!!!! And I’m smiling from EAR TO EAR!!! What an AMAZING Super Bowl!!! Kermit the Frog looked like dogshit, the refs finally called a fair and balanced game, and Andy Reid looked like a sad walrus on the sidelines!!!! My first question is directed at YOU Coach!!! Now that the Super Bowl is over, its CHARGERS offseason time! What is the first position Joe Hortiz needs to address and why? Do you realistically think we can land Miles Garrett? My next question is directed at YOU Kev! Did you leave an upper decker for those pesky Chiefs fans at your Super Bowl party? Also, what was it like watching those fans get ABSOLUTELY destroyed the ENTIRE game?!?!?! My last question is directed at YOU Wooldog!!! At what point in the game did you begin to feel sorry for the Chiefs fans? FUCK THAT SOLDIER, trick question! How could we ever feel sorry for Chiefs fans! They’ve been to 5 of the last 7 super bowls! It’s our turn cadet!!!!! The real question is…….at what point during the Super Bowl party did you pull your pants down to your ankles and scream SUCK MY BUTT?!?!? FUCK THE RAIDERS BURN THE KINGDOM KICK THE DONKIES AND….. SUCK….. MY BUTT!!!!!!

What’s up Soldiers! What a normal football week! Fly Eagles Fly and Mahomes Magic in FULL EFFECT!!!! My first question is directed at YOU Coach! How the hell are ya!?!? What are your thoughts regarding all these Padres players leaving the squad! I know this is a Chargers podcast, but FUCK!!! Are the Padres fucked this year?!?!? My next question is directed at YOU Kev! If you had to be completely unbiased…….who do you think will win the Super Bowl?!?? And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog! What away game are you looking forward to the most next year???!? I’m excited to visit Nashville Tennessee myself! As always…… FUCK THE RAIDERS BURN THE KINGDOM KICK THE DONKIES DOWN WITH MAHOMES WITCHCRAFT AND…… SUCK……..MY BUTT!!!!!!!

What’s up soldiers?!?!? What a crazy weekend of NFL playoffs! Lions lose, Mark Andrews drops a key pass and FLY EAGLES FLY!!!! My first question is directed at YOU Coach! What do you think of the Bills this season? Do you think they have what it takes to FINALLY put this 3 peat bullshit to rest?!?!? Mahomes is a fuckin punk and needs to be put down! What is your prediction for the final score? My next question is directed at YOU Kev! What is the ONE weapon you would like to see added to the roster this offseason? Also, if you had to cut one starting offensive lineman this offseaon, who would it be? My last question is directed at YOU Wooldog! What is your prediction for the Super Bowl? Do you think Josh Allen will FINALLY beat Mahomes in the post season? What is one key to victory to ensure Mahomes loses? LETS FUCKIN GOOOO CADETS!!!! FUCK THE RAIDERS BURN THE KINGDOM KICK THE DONKIES And….. SUCK…… MY BUTT!!!!!!!!

Alright, Soldiers! Let’s huddle up for a minute. Jim Harbaugh knows everyone is feeling the weight of that loss right now. It stings, and it should. Each player put their heart and soul into this season, and it’s tough to see it end like this. But coach wants everyone to take a moment and remember……..the sun WILL come up tomorrow and we WILL attack the day with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind! Yes, we didn’t achieve the outcome we wanted, but sometimes you have to walk thru hell to get to heaven soldiers! This isn’t the end; it’s just the beginning. With Joe Hortiz, Jim Harbaugh and Justin Herbet, we will rise thru the ashes of defeat and FUCK SHIT UP NEXT SEASON!!!!! My first question is directed at YOU Coach! Jim Harbaugh said in his post presser that this Chargers team has been his favorite team he’s ever been a part of…….how much of that statement do you believe to be true and what are your thoughts? FUCK YEA SOLDIER!!!! My next question is directed at YOU Kev! Despite the loss, our adventure together for the playoff game was EPIC!!! Starting with morning breakfast burritos from the Broads, walking 16 flights of stairs, and Q signing your jersey in real life!!! Who’s got it better than you?!?!?!? Who’s got it better than me?!?!! WHO’s GOT IT BETTER THAN US?!?!?!? LETS FUCKIN GO CADET!!!!! And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog! Can I hire you to leave my outgoing voicemail greeting with one of your EPIC voices?!?! I’m thinking a mix of Macho Man with Hulk Hogan will do just fine BROTHER!!! Anyways……Missed you Kyle and Wooldog at the playoff game! And don’t worry boys, I’m gonna blow up this podcast all offseason with outrageous shit!!!! Maybe my brother in law George will even send in a question! Oh and did I mention that during the offseason, I plan to resume elevator usage to rest my legs for next season!! As always…… FUCK THE RAIDERS BURN THE KINGDOM KICK THE DONKIES BOOBIES!!!!!!!! And…… SUCK……..MY BUTT!!!!!!!!

Listen Up Soldiers! During the 2024 season we accomplished the following things: 1. Swept the Broncos 2. Swept the Raiders 3. Obtained the top AFC Wildcard Seed 4. And finally had homefield advantage at SOFI!! LETS FUCKIN GO CADETS!!!!!!! And this is supposed to be a rebuild year?!?!!? FUCK YOU ADAM RANK!!!!!! My first question is directed at YOU Coach! Exactly how much butt sucking did the Raiders do on Sunday? On a scale of 1-10 where 1 is a subtle kiss on the cheek and 10 is a full frontal ass party?!?!? My next question is directed at YOU Kev! What did you end up doing last week? Whatever it was…..it worked!!!! We will need you to wear the EXACT same clothes and visit ALL the same places as last week! Remember soldier, Superstitions are only weird if they don’t work! And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog! You buy those pants yet? It’s time to finally PULL IT DOWN in Houston and scream SUCK MY FUCKIN BUTT AT EVERYONE NOT WEARING CHARGERS COLORS!! LETS FUCKIN GO BOYS!!!!!! FUCK THE RAIDERS BURN THE KINGDOM KICK THE DONKEY’s And….. SUCK….. MY BUTT!!!!!!

ATEEEEEEENTION!!!!! Listen up cadets! Repeat after me………WE……..ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS!!! I said……WE……ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!!! What a fuckin game soldiers! Played a complete game with 2 separate halves of complete football! Offense, Defense, Special Teams, Coaching! LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! My first question is directed at YOU Coach! What was the one thing the you noticed the Chargers did well and one thing that could be improved upon for the playoffs? My next question is directed at YOU Kev! With a Steelers loss and a Chargers win, we can obtain the #5 seed! What is one thing YOU could personally do this week to make that happen for us? I heard Coach mention on last weeks pod that us fans have zero control of the game, but we both know that’s COMPLETE BULLSHIT! If you wear the wrong color pants, you could be costing your team the game cadet! We have to do our PART!!! Make the right choices during the week and PULL IT DOWN!!!!!!! My last question is directed at YOU Wooldog! Well, it’s not really a question, but more of a suggestion. Buy bigger pants so they are much easier to pull down around the ankles! Get ready to scream SUCK MY FUCKIN BUTT!!!! I think I’ve finally figured out what Jim Harbaugh is referring to by saying we need to “PULL IT DOWN!” It’s OUR pants cadets!!! PULL THOSE FUCKIN PANTS DOWN BY THE ANKLES AND SCREAM!!!!! WHO’s GOT IT BETTER THAN US!!!! FUCK THE RAIDERS BURN THE KINGDOM KICK THE DONKEYS AND….. SUCK……..MY BUTT!!!!!

Howdy There Soldiers! What a crazy fuckin week, am I right? Chargers show up in the 2nd half, Jim Harbaugh says “HOW BOUT THEM CHARGERS” in the post locker room speech and we are now just one win away from clinching a playoff berth! LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO CADETS!!!!!!! My first question is directed at YOU Coach! Were you just as confused by this Free Kick as me? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!! I had to google the rule and explain it to everyone sitting around me at halftime! Anyways, what is the main key to victory to beat the Pats on Sunday? My 2nd question is directed at YOU Kev! If we win on Sat and clinch a playoff spot, then the Ravens and Broncos both lose. Would you rest all the starters in Week 18 to give Herbert a chance to heal, or would you play everyone with a shot at the #5 playoff seed? My last question is directed at YOU Wooldog! After this past week, which AFC team are you still the most afraid of? Bills BARELY beat the Pats, so to me, it’s the Ravens! What do you say? FUCK THE RAIDERS BURN THE KINGDOM WE! I SAID WE! KICKED THE DONKEYS AND EVERYONE ELSE CAN….. SUCK…… MY BUTT!!!!!!!!

Listen Up Soldiers. What in the actual FUCK happened in that 2nd half!?!? We have the lead at halftime and then get shutout 27-0 in the 2nd half?!?!? The crowd at SOFI was trying soooooo hard soldiers to keep up the hype in the 2nd half, but the Bucs slowly squeezed the life out of us! First bad loss of the season Cadets!!! FIRST FUCKIN BAD LOSS OF THE SEASON! Anyways…..time to move on and kick the shit outta these donkeys on Thursday! My first question is directed at YOU Coach! Why didn’t Jim Harbaugh let Dicker kick that 50+ yrd FG in the first half? He has proven he can make long FG’s in the past!!!! My next question is directed at YOU Kev! What the heck happened with Ladd dropping 2 easy passes from Herbert?!? Maybe you should buy a Ladd Jersey this week to give him a MEGA SPARK as we go into the Denver game! And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog!!!! Which of the 3 cities would you NOT travel to for a Chargers playoff game? Buffalo, Pittsburgh or Houston? Btw…..my brother in law and I are going! Oh! and did I mention we are sitting next to you and Kev and the Brisketbroads! SEE YOU SOON MUTHAFUCKAS!!!! FUCK THE RAIDERS BURN THE KINGDOM KICK THE DONKEYS AND……. SUCK MY BUTT!!!!!!!! Juice OUT!