(Macho Man Randy Savage Voice) Is your fandom feelin' weak, flaccid, just can't get it up? Then you gotta Snap into a Slim Jim Harbaugh! Just like that, you'll be locked, cocked and ready to rock! Oh yeahhhhh! And get your jaw muscles ready cause Slim Jim Harbaughs are tougher than a two dollar steak! Are you worried your team won't make the playoffs? Snap into a Slim Jim Harbaugh and your team is going to the Super Bowl, not once, not twice, but thrice! Worried your team has no run game? Snap into a Slim Jim Harbaugh and even your fullback is rushing for a thousand yards! Worried your team will play worse because of a snow storm? Snap into a Slim Jim Harbaugh and say fuck it, we are the storm! Need a little excitment, Snap into a Slim Jim Harbaugh! Question: Jim brought in Ric Flair to hype up his previous teams. If you had your choice, which celebrity would you like him to bring in to hype up the Chargers team? Sincerely, Thunderlips

I played football at USD two years before Harbaugh became the coach. I wouldn't have called us a powerhouse program by any stretch of the imagination. So I was stunned when I found out that a coach was able to turn the USD football team into champions. It was pretty miraculous. Speaking of miracles, can Harbaugh fix QJ?

(Wool Dog, I'd love an Al Pacino voice if possible.) We all know why this team has been struggling. Oh yea. The bottom dwelling defense, the spotty offense, the abysmal game planning: it all stems back to...one thing. One problem that is dragging this entire team down. And we must get rid of it, if our team is to survive. So...Justin Herbert, SHAVE THAT WISPY BEARD OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE, SO WE CAN GET BACK TO WINNING SOME GOD DAMN GAMES! Thank you. Who-ha.

It seems like the Chiefs don't want to pay Chris Jones what he's worth. This is on top of them underpaying Mahomes and Kelce. Can we start calling the Chiefs what they are: a cheapstake franchise? FTC KLUB

Dear Charger Chat, I have three gifts: Justin Herbert's hair brush Philip River's bolo tie Daiyan Henley's leather suit he wore on draft day Out of the three of you, who would take which gift? KLUB

(Wool Dog, may I please get your German voice) Guten Tag, I'm a mad German Scientist who has built the world's greatest cloning machine. Being an uber Chargers fan I will let you clone 1 Chargers player from the current roster. Who will you clone? Perhaps you clone Rashawn Slater so you can have him play right tackle and left tacke at the same time. Or maybe you clone Joey Bosa so he could rush from both edges. Or perhaps you clone Justin Herbert so you have the ultimate QB insurance. I'll be over here eating a schnitzel while you decide. Choose wisely. Auf Wiedesen

(Wooldog, if you would be so kind as to read this in your Arnold voice) What is with the other Chargers podcasters and their puny 11-6 regular season predictions? Can you tell these girly men that we're going 17-0. Some call us crazy to predict an undefeated season. They say our brain must have a tumor. It's not a tumor. Our quarterback is stronger than the T-1000 and his throws are as sexy as Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies. And to anybody afraid of the Chiefs: If it bleeds, we can kill it. Now let's kick some ice! K Luv U Bye p.s. Besides the Terminators, what is your favorite Arnold movie?