(Voice of Jean Girard from Talladega Nights or like you have peanut butter stuck on the top of your mouth)
Hello, Kyle Due Gan
I am a coach just like you, except I coach Track and Foo. I am the greatest one in the whole world. I have been following you with great interest for two weeks. I will battle you with the entirety of my heart, and you will probably lose. But maybe, just maybe, you might challenge me. The Beatles needed the Rolling Stones. Diane Sawyer needed Katie Couric. Even the Sperm Whale needed the Giant Squid. Will you be my Giant Squid?
Also, are we all in with the brisket bro’s for training camp this year, now that I got executive approval from the broads and don’t have to pay a license fee?
Excited for starting this family cult together and I'm looking forward to making Kyle say, I Love Pain Perdu. Or we can settle on a compromise, and you can say Eggy Bread. It's the French version of French toast.
K Luv You Bye