This week I’ve been searching for some inspiration
But all I’ve found is pain and perspiration
And in my brain a tickling sensation
To randomly shout f&$k the Raiders and their nation
Alas that would be less than becoming
And likely result in my need to be running
Like Forrest Gump (squirrel!) that Jenny was stunning
Take a chill my friends, you know I’m just funning
Here is my question, sorry to ramble
What will be your biggest Bolts gamble
KLUBYE, Bolt the f$&k up and don’t you dare change that channel