Don’t panic

The sky is falling says the little chicken

Here comes the wolf the boy keeps predicting 

But a huff and a puff does not blow the brick in

It’s still just pre season 1.0

And yes the offense was offensive bro

Without our savior who sat out with a toe

But please don’t panic over such a skewed sample

The positivity should still be quite ample

And the Raiders butts we shall still totally trample

Here’s my question for the three of yous

Did Duggan’s performance give you the blues

And how soon until Herbo’s back in shoes

KLUBYE and upper deck the Raiders with chunky poo’s