Sup Chat bros!
I am so stoked to get back home to Thunder Alley! Its been like a hundred years since we've had football. I'll make this quick so we can get back to bolting the fuck up!
This Sunday, would you rather:
Darius Davis takes the opening kickoff to the house.
We defer and J.C. Jackson gets a pick 6 on the first play
We drive it right down the field and Herbert runs it in from the 15.
Anyways, thanks for putting in all the hard work in the off season and keeping us hyped up for this year dudes!
As always, fuck the Raiders, K luv u bye!
Surfer dude voice Thx Wooldog!