What’s Up Soldiers!
That game was fuckin crazy boyz! It made me cheer, smile, scream, cry and pace uncontrollably all at the same time!!!!!!
But guess what cadets!?!?!? We didn’t Brandon Staley that game! We Jim Harbaugh’d the fuck outta those Cats! 2 missed field goals, defense shows up on the final 2 drives of the game, can’t really explain it other than…….JIM FUCKIN HARBAUGH!!!!
Coach, it was awesome to see you at Thunder Alley!!!!! Your son with his mini Die Hard Bolt Club Hat is AWESOME!!!!
My first question is directed at YOU Coach! What happened in that 2nd half?!? Why do you think the Chargers continued to try and air it out instead of run the ball?
My second question is directed at YOU Kev! Those 2 missed Field Goals! Oh my fuckin god solder! Do you believe in your heart that the JIM HARBAUGH EFFECT caused the kicker to miss?!?!! Also, why do you think Herbert was considerably less accurate in the 2nd half compared for the first?
And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog! Why the fuck you trying to break Kevin’s toes?!?! He only has 10 of them, well maybe 9 now……Go easy on him Cadet, we NEED ALL OF KEVINS TOES FOR THE RAVENS GAME!!!!
LETS GOOOOO SOLDIERS!!!
Anyways…..
FUCK THE RAIDERS
BURN THE KINGDOM
KICK THE DONKEYS
FUCK YOU NATHAN SHEPHERD
And……
SUCK….
MY BUTT!!!!!!
-JUICE OUT!!!!