(Al Pacino voice)
Great fucking win to get the tie-breaker with a wildcard rival team! And we’re totally making the playoffs if we keep winning because over the next 4 weeks the Jets, Dolphins and Patriots are all gonna circle-jerk each other into oblivion!
I just have to say that Tua looked like absolute garbage today, maybe he still has double vision from all those concussions because I don’t know who the fuck he was throwing to most of the time! While Herbert played what might have been the best game of his career. So great to have Mike and Keenan on the field at the same time! It made all the difference, especially on 3rd down.
And how about the amazing job our banged up defense did?! I don’t know if JC Jackson is ever going to play football again but if he does i think we might have a real cornerback controversy with the way Vato is playing! He straight up locked down Tyreek Hill. He ran stride for stride with him the entire game, including the touchdown pass when their feet got tangled — he was right there and would have intercepted that pass. The whole defensive backfield was amazing! And how about the job Fehoko did clogging up the running lanes? This was about the biggest example of “next man up” i have ever seen from a team so battered with injuries. With Bosa (and hopefully Derwin) coming back for the Titans this week we might finally have the defense we’ve been waiting for, to go along with our offensive weapons! This is definitely the most optimistic I’ve been since week one.
Oh yeah, and Fuck The Raiders, who are now completely irrelevant, and the Donkeys have the 2nd worst record in football and have to give their first round pick to Seattle! Boltfam… LET’S RIDE!!!