Hey bros! Wish I was out there to protect our boy! Reporting here from the SoCiAl MeDiA bOwL...guess them sea p**sy's & their facke a** media hero need to sit all the way the F** K down! Old man after 3 stories of stairs sit down! Ur boy was 10-28 for 146 w/ a fluke 60y td where Vato got tripped. Eeeeeeehhhhhmmmmm, & the other pts were off a fluke flumble. Disrespectfully, STFU & stay on the East Coast w/ that s**t! Here on the West Coast we have the best QB from the 2020 draft...Acho, retire like you promised, or Fehoko & Vili the Warrior r coming for that a**!
Back to things that matter, speaking about p**sy's in the sea, there were some wet panties out there watching this game tonight eh? I mean, our boy J-Herb was running around slinging that thing like the Greek God we know he is, even I'm aroused honestly, those luscious locks look even better under the bright primetime lights. Those dimes to Mike Dub & Keenan almost had me full Baker, headbutting folks on the sidelines! Great to see them gents doing their thing!
So uh how much drooling and moaning were you subjected to watching with Huggin there Wooly?
More seriously, now that my middle name is out in the open, I wonder if y'all can guess wut our 6'6" football slangin, fish catching, golf loving, Phil Rivs channeling, beast of a QB's is?
Also, #BoltFam, how bout some respeck for our HC!? Love playing for the guy & we believe in him!
See y'all from inside the lines soon I hope, it's time for the playoff run our boy deserves!