Listen Up Soldiers!
This is a BIG FUCKIN WEEK!!! I’m talking like MASSIVE, JUMBO, JUMP FOR THE STARS and even SCREAM TO THE MASSES kind of week!!! It’s muthafuckin schedule release week cadets!!!! LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
My first question is directed at YOU Coach! Out of all the current home opponents for 2025, who is the number one team you want to see in Brazil? I know the Chiefs would be cool, but I would prefer to beat them at SOFI where I can watch the Chiefs fans cry in person!!!!!
My next question is directed at YOU Kev! Out of all the away team opponents we have planned for 2025, who is the one team you want to visit the most? Now take that team, channel your
muthafuckin brain, and meditate like a monk on crack because ill see you there soldier! We can sit front row right by the Chargers tunnel and fuck shit up!!!!
And my last question is directed at YOU Wooldog! You also better be meditating like a monk on crack…….because I’m gonna see your ass there too!!!!! I’m already forecasting us ripping our pants off and screaming……..SUCK MY BUTT!!!!!! You in or what soldier? Now onto my real question…….how many sacks will Kyle Kennard get in 2025?
IM SO FUCKIN PUMPED UP FOR THE SCHEDULE RELEASE!!!!!!
Fuck the Raiders
Burn the Kingdom
Kick the DONKIES
AND……
SUCK………MY BUTT!!!!!!!