Voice: Dead Zombie Adam
Extra: Play the Eminem Song In Background.
Kyle, you have one moment. One shot. One opportunity….to seize ending this war, which is everything you ever wanted. One moment to either call me via phone or zoom call. Will you capture it or just let it slip? I know your palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy…let’s get on a call and wear sweaters without vomit and eat moms spaghetti…..don’t be nervous….on the surface, I don’t look calm and ready, but inside my heart drops bombs, and you keep on forgetting, what I wrote down, before the Patreon went so loud, open your mouth, so my words go in and won’t come out, are you chokin Kyle? Everybody's jokin now. The clock's running out, time's up, over - BLAOW! Will you accept my deal? Will the Chargers lose themselves in the draft city music and draft a tackle to move over to center round one? Or will they snap back to reality and move on to the next schmoe on the d line?These hoes won’t go for a RB, TE or WR in the first round no mo', their cold product.
The revolution is growing Kyle. You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
K luv u bye