Listen Up Soldiers!!!!
THE KINGDOM IS ON FIRE!!!! I repeat, THE KINGDOM IS ON FIRE!!!!
And I’m smiling from EAR TO EAR!!!
What an AMAZING Super Bowl!!! Kermit the Frog looked like dogshit, the refs finally called a fair and balanced game, and Andy Reid looked like a sad walrus on the sidelines!!!!
My first question is directed at YOU Coach!!! Now that the Super Bowl is over, its CHARGERS offseason time! What is the first position Joe Hortiz needs to address and why? Do you realistically think we can land Miles Garrett?
My next question is directed at YOU Kev! Did you leave an upper decker for those pesky Chiefs fans at your Super Bowl party? Also, what was it like watching those fans get ABSOLUTELY destroyed the ENTIRE game?!?!?!
My last question is directed at YOU Wooldog!!! At what point in the game did you begin to feel sorry for the Chiefs fans? FUCK THAT SOLDIER, trick question! How could we ever feel sorry for Chiefs fans! They’ve been to 5 of the last 7 super bowls! It’s our turn cadet!!!!! The real question is…….at what point during the Super Bowl party did you pull your pants down to your ankles and scream SUCK MY BUTT?!?!?
FUCK THE RAIDERS
BURN THE KINGDOM
KICK THE DONKIES
AND…..
SUCK…..
MY BUTT!!!!!!