Just a quick-hitter regarding a nickname for JH: [the “in a world” movie-voiceover voice] When the dolphins invaded he decimated them until there was nothing left of their species but 25% of canned tuna! When the Pirate hookers came to town he bitch-slapped them until they all ran to find new pimps! His Arm will rain lightning upon those who dare oppose him! His muscles will scare 300-pound defensive linemen into throwing away the football in sheer terror! His hair will hypnotize all who behold it! The Herbocalypse! (Coming to a stadium near you this holiday season to destroy everything and everyone!)
PS i do believe the Titans, in greek mythology, were the victims of such an apocalyptic event at the hands of Zeus… THE GOD OF LIGHTNING!!