(Macho Man Randy Savage Voice)
Is your fandom feelin' weak, flaccid, just can't get it up? Then you gotta Snap into a Slim Jim Harbaugh! Just like that, you'll be locked, cocked and ready to rock! Oh yeahhhhh! And get your jaw muscles ready cause Slim Jim Harbaughs are tougher than a two dollar steak!
Are you worried your team won't make the playoffs? Snap into a Slim Jim Harbaugh and your team is going to the Super Bowl, not once, not twice, but thrice! Worried your team has no run game? Snap into a Slim Jim Harbaugh and even your fullback is rushing for a thousand yards! Worried your team will play worse because of a snow storm? Snap into a Slim Jim Harbaugh and say fuck it, we are the storm!
Need a little excitment, Snap into a Slim Jim Harbaugh!
Question: Jim brought in Ric Flair to hype up his previous teams. If you had your choice, which celebrity would you like him to bring in to hype up the Chargers team?
Sincerely,
Thunderlips