Please read this like a Big Hairy Southern Accented winning Maching... Like Ricky Bobby. Then on the last Line please read "Hakuna Matata B*tches" with a french accent to end it.The season is finally upon us and the race to the Checkered Flag is only mere weeks away. And Man O Man I am so excited I’m harder than a diamond in an Ice Storm if ya know what I mean. Our Chargers offense will be Shakin and Bakin away the defenses. Runnin up the score, because ya know these boys are just big, hairy, winning machines. I can hear our defense now, Were the best there is. Plain and simple. I mean we wake up in the morning and we piss excellence.With Kellen Moore laying down the law. You know you’d best follow it, because if not, Moore will paint your back porch red! To the rest of the NFL, youd best be ready cuz if your not, we’re gonna sissor kick you in the back of the head, I mean were comin at you like a spider monkey! YEAH! I MEAN WERE ABOUT TO GO APE-SH*T ON Y'ALL. Holy heck man..... IM ALL JACKED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW!
And to the Raider fans, you need to lay off of the Peyote and recognize that we are the best. Because ya know if ya aint first, your last.
Ok My question,
How do y’all feel about the Chargers Runnin with the game plan of If Ya aint First Your Last?
Also have y’all ever been thrown out of an Applebees?