My name is Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump. My mama always said “Life is lahk a box o’ chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get,” but you usually don’t think you’re gonna bite into one with a big ol’ stanky piece o’ dogshit inside! My mama always said “you’ve got to put the past behind you before you can move on,” and ah’m thinking we might’ve just about reached that point with Mr. INT... Ah think it’s probably more like Mr. Ain’t if ya ask me. My mama always said, "Stupid is as stupid does," and there were a couple o’ really stupid plays that feller did that might’ve just cost us the game!
On the other hand ah really lahk this other feller Kellen Moore. Ah think maybe he just felt lahk runnin’! And boy did he run the heck out o’ that ol’ pigskin! Well ah’m here to say, “RUN KELLEN RUN!!” And that’s all ah have to say about that!
Well okay, ah sure do love y’all boys. Goodbye. And fuck those stanky ol’ Pirate Hookers.