(in your most genuine voice)
Guuuuuuyyyyyyysssss.
Sunday was rough. But Mary and I came to a valuable realization... We weren't at the Chiefs game...and the Chargers lost. And YOU guys weren't at the game this Sunday...and we lost. So, it seems like, for the good of the team, we have to all be in attendance at every game for the rest of the season.
Inform your loved ones and take out a second mortgage, cuz we gotta get this done.
Ok, now we'll ask something silly to lighten the mood even though we feel crying.
(In the voice of James (Jimmy) Stewart)
Which uh second string or or or third string playah are you looking forward to - to see shine in these unfortunate circumstances now. Mr. Gower.
Bolt up! And Merry Christmas, Mr. Potter!!!